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The House Elevator, infact there are two of them. Which means twice the numbers of geniuses!
So today I skipped lunch, without telling mom, and rushed to the 'private' class that i had at 4 P.M. By the way i didn't go to the 3 P.M class beacause I was too darn lazy.......
Anyway so since i live on the fourth floor and I am not a stair person, I took the elevator, I pressed the "Going Down" button which looks like a arrow pointing down. The reason why I'm pointing this out is beacause most people don't know how to operate an elevator.
Like the goons i encountered when the elevator doors opened.
These geniuses got out of the elevator with the most curious faces
They were like
Goon 1 : Where are we?
Goon 2 : I don't know do you know Goon 3?
Goon 3 : Not really i think Mofiz knows
Mofiz : uhhhhh ?
I was really in a bad mood and i had enough of this
I went inside the elevator (Now empty because all the goons and a man allegedly named Mofiz *which is a very parodied name in my country* are outside trying to figure out where they are)
And i pointed to the screen which shows in which floor the elevator pod is in. I didnt point at it actually, I poked it and made a loud noise by doing that because the goons and Mofiz might be blind too.
After looking at me for 10 seconds *wasting my very little time left necessary to make it to class* One Goon finally figured it out!!
Goon 2 : Oh yeah, fellow I think that we are on the fourth floor
Goon 1 : Now i get it! Good job Goon 2
The reason why i named these people as Goon 1 and Goon 2 because they have names which i didnt bother remembering. And anyone in Bangladesh knows that Mofiz is a name to remember! Anyway back to the story.....
Goon 3 : You are a genius Goon 2
Mofiz : *singing a bangla song*
Now we are inside the elevator
The conversation kinda goes like this
Goon 2 : Now boys do you get it, that is the screen that tells us in which floor we are in
Goon 1 : Ahh this is a wonderful machine
Goon 3 : Totally high-tech stuff
Mofiz : *looking at the screen and saying softly* Fafaour, thray, ta..tatwo, owaaan, ahhh jiiro
What century are these guys from ughh! And by the way Mofiz was counting down from four.... To zero i think
It felt like I was saved when the elevator doors opened... And this is not my only elevator experience... Become a Follower to know more of my elevator related stories and more stories to follow up!
This has been Wasi with his third blog
--- "damn it I can't stop blogging"
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