Embarassing stories... The Mojo And Pohela Boishak!

Yes this is the story that you all have been waiting for, but people lets wish my friend Salman a Happy Birthday. I even made a b'day song for him!

♫happy birthday piece of shit

Your birthday gift is a pile of shit

Your ugly face looks like shit

Everything i rhyme

I rhyme it with shit!

Because.... *long golar taan*

YOU ARE A PIECE *guitar solo*

OF SHIIIIIIT! ♫

Yes I love this song and well lets continue on with the story.......

Well it was April the 14th! My favorite holiday. Pohela Boishak! It's the most festive holiday of Bangladesh, and because of the new politicians and idiotic Islamic preachers who lie and say that we all should be serious and boring people, we don't have much to celebrate and this is practically the only one where we can go all out! Well every year, people from my school go to CBFCC or something like that, its a huge place where at least a thousand people can party without worrying. Well I went there uninvited, since I left school years ago, I miss it terribly. Well anyway me and my friend were incharge of a stall, we wound up selling a lotta stuff, but we bought so many stuff to sell that we actually broke even. Oh goodie! Oh wow the "Oh goodie" thing is back! Anyway I had a lotta Mojo to drink and I think if you scroll down a bit you can know what a Mojo is.

Well the things I did were not something to be proud of, but since I am W.Azam I am proud of it. What I did first was sell fans like those poor people on the street

Me : Pankha Pankha daam beesh taka, Pankha Pankha onek pankha

Translator : 'Pankha' means fan, 'Daam' means worth, 'Beesh taka' means twenty taka and 'Pankha' can also mean cool. So in English it would sound like...

Me : Fans for sale fans for sale, twenty taka each, fans for sale fans for sale its uber cool!

That one one of the things the other things were taking as many random pictures with people as possible, that too with the absolute same expression..

Yes these are odd pictures indeed and look at my cousin's expression in the 1st photograph

Well I did a lot more things like trying to swindle my schoolmates to buying stuff in high prices!

And a lot more fun stuff like go crazy with my friends and buy drinks, non-alcoholic drinks, to all the pretty people and.... And one thing I will never be proud of...

Well I was hanging out with a few new friends and I was really high on Mojo power now because I had like 20 of them. I thought that the person next to me was a girl and I *ahem* I held her hand but then...

ta ta taaaa!

Well the girl turned out to be a dude, yes I held a dudes hand!

When I held his hand, I thought that it was the girl, but it wasn't!

I looked at her with some smirky face, well it wasn't a her was it?

Me and that guy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Me : This thing never happened ok ?

Guy : Yup this never happened...

He wound up telling everybody he could....

Well to sum it up

1# I love Mojo

2# I shouldn't drink Mojo

3# But I have to drink Mojo or I'll explode

4# Try to atleast control myself while I drink Mojo

and finally

5# Never hold a dude's hand ever again

This has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty eighth post ever

Somethings will never change!

My old school friends, Alas most of them suck now!

Hello guys, I wanna tell you people that perverted guys make rather good looking girls look bad and this has happened so many times that its gotta stop, gonna make a blog about that later....

Well back to another story, today was the birthday of one of my old school friends. His name is, well if you translate it to English it comes as Mango so we will just call him Mango. Well we meet up at one of those 'private' coaching thingies and well I got to see my school friends again, people who I don't see a lot of because of the 'private' thing breaks us apart and stuff. Well I got to see my old friends again and it felt really good, but they wanted to go smoke Shisha, which you can know if you google it. Well I was not liking the idea one bit, then when we went to the lounge, the waiters didn't let them in *YAY* and they were begging to get in. But to no avail and they went to the balcony and well, they started to SMOKE!

I detest smoking! And most of my friends were smoking like hell, the ones that weren't were three guys and one girl, and later that one guy and girl started to smoke too! Well they didn't do it completely so that's good, but the many others were smoking like crazy, they sounded immature as well, WE ARE SIXTEEN AND THEY ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT!

The following conversation is my friends and their enthusiasm while they smoke:

Chicken: Hey dude you made the cigarette butt wet!

Mango: Shut up Chicken

Slut: Guys I need to smoke, but there are people here, I need to smoke because I'm that desperate!

Chicken: Hey you made the cigarette gay

Random friend: What?

Chicken: Look it's bent!

Just here to show the maturity of my friends!

They are indeed very immature. I always found underage smoking a sign of immaturity,

Underage Smoker: Oh look at me, I'm six years old and i have a cigarette in my hands, its so cool doing it, I will live forever and my lungs will be just fine because I'm young and I can do anything and chicks do it too!

Yes enjoy a nice and long life Underage Smoker!

So to sum it all up

1# Smoking is bad for you and it sucks.

2# Underage smoking isn't cool because Underage Smoker died because of smoking in front of a gas pipe and dying.

3# My old school friends aren't my friends anymore because they changed...

4# Barney, the purple dinosaur, told me not to smoke and hence I don't

and finally

5# I have a fever and wish me well

This has been Wasi with his fourteenth ever post

Hope he spelt fourteenth right

The Definition of 'Family' in Bangladesh

Ok you know what... No need to read from the bottom because I know you guys won't so I just give up saying this over and over again! Some people...... *grumbles in bangla*

Well, speaking of Bangla, let me introduce you to the word "Family" in Bangla, in the language its called a "Poribar", and yes everytime I say something in Bangla I will put it in green. In a normal family in the west, that means most of you people, a family is usually your mom and dad and sibblings, maybe your grandparents and occasionaly the pervert uncle and the rest are all called relatives. In Bangladesh a "Poribar" or family cosists of you, your sister and brother *i mean them both because if your in Bangladesh you will have both of them*, your mother, her sisters and parents and her cousins and aunts and uncles, your father and his sisters and brothers and parents and cousis and aunts and uncles and most of the time the second or third wife. And sometimes even more, 4th cousins are considered as an immediate family member around here.

While some of you might find this fun and very exciting to be in a household where you have hundreds of family members. Some, who are smart, will know that its a total pain in the arse.

Imagine a scenario where you will have atleast 20 people in one house. Yes a big house but a house with atleast 15 old people, because face it, we are 1/3 of the family here, so that means only 5 people who might me your age, then again maybe not, and also take out the fact that the 5 really aren't anything like you! So that means that you have like maybe 10% chance of having a family member you can acutally relate to.

Well who needs relatives, most of you are saying right now, well in Bangladesh, in the olden times. People only allowed their children to mix with their cousins, as there were plenty, they even used to make THE CHILDREN MARRY THEIR COUSINS! Yes arranged marriage, what most of us Teenager Bengalis fear! Well nowadays the marriage thing is practically down and we are allowed to have friends but still.

Parents don't really trust their childrens's friends and rather forces them to mix with their cousins, even if their cousins are as bad as hell, they still trust them. Thank God for me that I have a lotta fun cousins to hangout with because I can keep in touch with my Dad's side of the family again!

Well Let me know what you think. How would you feel to live in under the conditions that you could only mix with your cousins. Lemme know in the form of comments! Lets share with the world and sound less cornier than I do now!

This has been Wasi with his tenth ever post

On Double Digits YEAH!

Facebook banned me to make wallposts again!

Readers look at the bottom post and you'll know where to go before reading this post.... In other words.. look at the post beneath this one which will tell you to go to the first ever post. That is to avoid thinking that I am a total nutjob. But if you do think that I'm a total nutjob, you won't be half wrong!

OK now back to the title, you read it, if you have the brain of a dog you would still get it. If you didn't get it then your a total dumbbutt. Anyway Facebook banned me to comment on anything too so that means I'll go back to "like"ing every single post/photo I see, and everyone would ask why I am liking I am liking it and I will have no answer every time. I am so Evil! Or just a facebooker with no life! I'm not an addict! I just

use the Internet when I have nothing better to do, SO HAH!

Well Facebook banned me from doing anything that Facebook is useful for because I apparently made more than 2000 wall posts/comments which means that Facebook thinks that I am a spammer and it blocked me..... Now that is just fun! All I can do now is use applications which means i can take quizzes. And I can "like" whatever post I see. Which is kinda fun to do. But I miss out on a lot, like photos and albums and many very controversial status updates... I have no life whatsoever

The Following is some of the things that I do when Facebook bans me :

Monami Anika Fariha i hate you!

Yesterday at 11:39pm · Comment · Unlike

You and Lucretia Looks Venter like this.

Tanzim Chowdhury

hate whom ? :e

Yesterday at 11:53pm

Monami Anika Fariha

there are a few people i hate..two to three and i meant all of them..

Yesterday at 11:59pm

Tanzim Chowdhury

ohh ok :e

11 hours ago

Zintle Sigaqa

sorry hon.. i know the feeling be strong okay? mwah...

11 hours ago

Tanzim Chowdhury

whats here to like wasi ?? :O
you can also be hated by her rather being liked ...
LMAO !

11 hours ago

The "You" here is me by the way xD

And yes Tanzim PWNED me here :(

I also miss out on a lotta things like.....

Saqeb An-Noor NOwww~~I'm L-o-O-0st, wEll Noww~ I-a--a-a-a (this status requires to be sung in super high pitch)

Yesterday at 11:25pm · Comment · Unlike

You and 3 others like this.

Shibley ZarAk Khan

yo smoky smoky..

11 hours ago

Surovi Rahman

NOW IIII AM LOOO-OOOSST.. NOOOOW.. II AAAAAM. LOOOOOOOOOSSSTT!!

8 hours ago

Surovi Rahman

btw the new album is quite fine too.

8 hours ago

I wanted to know what Album it was :(

Plus i also miss out on a lotta cool photos :(

You like this.

Monami Anika Fariha

lol XD XD rehnuma's in cloud nine :P

July 22 at 9:39pm

Rehnuma Sabrin

-_- lol

but this is such a funny pic. :P
I hate you ahmed, for this. :@

Thu at 8:31pm

Monami Anika Fariha

hehe :P

Thu at 8:58pm

I so badly wanna comment here :(

It's a picture of Rehnuma eating chocoloate with her eyes all closed and just like what Monami said, she was in cloud nine .... PLZ LEMME COMMENT!!!

But it can also be a little fun too

Saraf Whatshisname My phone is accidentally locked.I tried 2 enter da password but da damn phone wouldnt unlock.SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!

about an hour ago · Comment · Unlike

You like this.

Baldy wanting to comment at Rehntuma's picture

So I decided to go to facebook and talk to him! Or her noone knows what gender Facebook really is

Me: Hey is this facebook?

Facebook: Yeah this is me

Me: I have this problem with you banning me and.....

Facebook: Kid look at this application, it's Superpoke, you can actually throw sheep at people

Me: I know about that but....

Facebook: Kid did you try playing Pet Society, your friend Monster plays it a lot!

Me: Yeah she ruined my last night with her Pet Society related problems now listen to me, I have this problem......

Facebook kept interuppting me

Facebook: You got Top Friends? Lets add eachother!

Me: This is hopeless

I was so fed up that i tried to leave

Facebook: Before you go, listen to this

Me: What is it?

Facebook: Can you help me a little on Mob Wars, it's a fun game you know..

Me: Goodbye Facebook

Facebook: Bye but remember, MySpace sucks ok?

Me: GOODBYE FACEBOOK! *angry*

I closed the 'facebook chat' chat box and started this blog

So to Sum it all up

1# Facebook is becoming more annoying day by day

2# If you want annoy my friends and their Facebook accounts PLEAE DONT!

3# I hate Mob Wars

4# Rehnuma looks cute in that photo where she eats that chocolate bar ^_^

and finally

5# I told you people to start from the earlier posts!! Nooo! Now you guys think that I'm an idiot who has no life! Noooooooo......

This has been Wasi with his fifth blog post

May Facebook annoy us less

Ahhhh! Its Already Twelve and I Wanted To Write A Song.....

Readers should read from the bottom up and try to start from the first ever post just to understand some of the stuff that i say on my newer blogs

Well you kinda understood what I meant from the title

Its 12 A.M! And it feels like its only 8 P.M! I blame it all on the Prime Minister's genius idea to adopt daylight time savings. I dont want everything to start and end an hour quickly. My entire time table gone, kaput! Now a few must be thinking why I'm not writting my song right now and why am i blogging. Well the thing is that i can only write songs during 4 P.M to 11: 59 P.M and from

3 A.M to 12 P.M. I know I am wierd.....

Well this wasn't fun to find out it's 12 A.M already. I was rocking out to a Greenday song "Horseshoes and Handgrenades" and felt like writting a good song to cheer up the mood. What happens next?

Well I go to my PC and see the time widget very neatly beside that small MSN Messenger icon with a Green Box underneath it, yes I'm talking about the messenger guy who u see at ur toolbar, and I see that it's 12:10 A.M.

If you only saw my face

Yeah That's my face after seeing the time

I know I dont look that charming

but who does when you see that you wasted your

entire night by using the net and helping

a rather charming female friend with her

Pet Society related problems.

Yes i know i have a big nose =[

So anyway, STOP LAUGHING AT MY FACE!!!!! *ahem* well i found out that i wasted my day and the photo's caption already told you how i wasted it so i won't bother talking about it again.

And just for fun this is a conversation between me and Father Time who is apparently my age

Father Time : Haha i knew that you were a loser dawg

Me : Did you just say 'dawg' ?

Father Time : I sure did Nigga!

Me : Are you okay dude?

Father Time : Not really boy, I'm having a horrible time dealing with the daylight time savings thing. It is tearing me apart

He said this while throwing his Sundail to the ground

Father Time : Look! Even the Clock is making fun of me

Clock : I'm faster than you! Sucker!

Me : Do i take drugs?

Father Time : Your mom thinks so

Me : But I'm a good boy

Giving my adorable smile and STOP LAUGHING AT THE PHOTO!

Father Time : Sure you are *rolling eyes*

Me : Why do you exist?

Father Time : Ask Oprah or Ryan Higa

Me : Why put them here?

Father Time : I do not know boy, I do not know

Clock : Your getting old, old man! You cant even keep up with me anymore, I'm always an hour faster

Father Time : Oh now you did it!

For an hour i had to see an old man and an animate clock fight!

It was fun

Well the morals of this story are:

1# Keep good track of time because of the new daylight time savings don't make it feel the difference but you end up losing a lot of time

2# Please try to sleep early to avoid the consequences on 1# and will get you on the good side of your mother

3# It is fun to see an old man with a sundail and a clock badmouthing eachother and fighting

And Finally

4# MY PHOTO DOESNT LOOK FUNNY!!! STOP LAUGHING AT IT!!

This has been Wasi with his fourth blog

People should stop lauging at that pic right about now
I'M SERIOUS!

No School? Boo! What kind of a parent are you?

The Alarm Goes off! and its 12 P.M... time to start the day! By the way, I am W.Azam and i am 15 years old turning 16 in the third of next month (3/8/09). One more thing this is a weekday! And the thing is that i dont have school. In Bangladesh, most people think that its really cool to go do school privately. My O'levels are next year and my mom had the best idea, as did other mother, to leave school and do classes at 5 in the afternoon when we should we having fun outside with our friends *gives a thumbs up with a big bright smile* yeah good job mom! Way to ruin my Weekdays.

And yes this style of studying or 'private' as they call it, a term adopted by mothers and some teachers, also includes Fridays and Saturdays too! If people who are unaware of the fact, then I must inform you that Friday is a substitute for Sunday in Bangladesh. And the even odder part. Classes in weekdays are usually in the afternoon, right at the time when school ends. Reason may be because most 'private' O Level teachers are usually school teachers too and also because many students who go to these classes also go to school too. And the classes on weekends, are usually in the mornings! So this is basically a reverse life compared to normal school-goers, the only difference? Is that most of them can get to have fun after schoolhours!

Don't get me wrong here, some of the classes are fun to do because you get to do them with your friends and chat with them a bit and stuff like that but at the end of the day when you come home and your all tired and you feel like school just ended *even though your not in school* and you get this sudden urge to go out and chill with your friends out in the mall or just go to the pitch and play some football or basketball in the gym with some of the homies. Then you realise.

It's Dark as hell outside!.... The Day is Done. You have wasted your daylight hours by studying something that normally you should be doing in the morning at SCHOOL!

Aww well atleast you can chill out at your room all night and turn on the computer and chat with some friends on the net all night, sure you can, you don't have to wake up early at school tomorrow. Well your wrong! Your mom will come up to you and ask you what you studied today, dont worry newly made 'privateers' who think that their moms wouldnt ask u that, its a second habit for parent's to grow awareness of their children's education after they aren't in school and in some classrooms in various schools after 4 o' clock doing classes. And soon after talking, she will kindly ask you to study what you learned again :)

This is the scenario of the situation *way of approach may be different in your case*

Mother : can you just look through everything that you studied today my child ?

You : mom i just came from class, and its 9 p.m! I'm kinda tired can i do it tomorrow mom ?

Mother : no you can not dear. You have to do it now, you wake up 2 hours before classes anyway

You : mom please ? Only tonight, you are so wonderful mother

Mother : I ASKED YOU KINDLY BEFORE AND NOT ANYMORE YOU NEED TO GET ALL "A's" IN YOUR O LEVELS, YOU NEED TO BECOME A DOCTOR OR AN ENGINEER!! OR BOTH IF U CAN AND YOU HAVE TO SHUT THE **** UP AND GET YOUR *** DOWN TO THE STUDY ROOM AND START STUDYING!!!!!!!!!

You : ...........

You then either stay really angry and just go study or face the wrath and sheer onslaught of MOTHER!

So basically what happens to a 'privateer' the following things is to be expected :

1# You wake up at 12 a.m. This may not happen immediately but it will grow on you

2# By the time you brush your teeth and have your brunch or lunch, ignoring breakfast because you missed it by sleeping late, It's time for you to go to classes. Which feels completely like School but at a very inconvinient time.

3# You have a rather good time at classes as i should say that 'private' teachers care less about the commotion caused in classes, so that means that you can talk to your friends and stuff, even go on the net with your cellphone if your bored.

4# You go home knowing that you can't do anything like going to the mall or going to a friend's house or play sports because its 9 P.M!!!

5# Your MOTHER come up to you and begs you to study. If you don't you will be scolded at or be told that you have no future and that you are just like your father *note your father will do the opposite and say that you are like your mother*

6# If your lucky like me and being able to post a blog at 2:30 A.M. You will spend the rest of the night on the computer with the internet at hand and chat with all the other sad people who live the same lives and to suffer from it again

So to sum it all up

This is a message to Students from my country :

Do not attempt to do 'Private' O levels and i feel bad for the others like me who have suffered the same fate

And this is a message to the rest of the world :

NEVER EVER EVEN THINK OF 'PRIVATE' EDUCATION, THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA AND SHOULD NOT BE PRACTICED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.....

This has been W.Azam with his first blog

Now he knows why millions of people do it :D