A Cola Named Mojo Makes Me High!

Hello People, My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that betch, he tells me everyday, "man i gotta lose my chick in the worst kinda way". She sits on her butt, he works his head to the bone, to give her money every pay day, but she wants more dinero just to stay at home. Well my friend you gotta say, "I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way, now now why don't you get a job! Say no way, no way, no waay, now now why dont you go get a job!"

I came up with that all by myself, now lets talk about the topic, yes, a product, a carbonised, liquid and ed

ible product, it's just like coca-cola but more sweeter and sugary and cheaper, it's known as 'MOJO' and it's awesome!

Yes this is just awesome! look at it! It's so small and compact and it costs only around 12 taka, which is like 15 US pennies. And it is sugary and sweet and it tastes like a cola flavoured lollipop, I am unsure whether u had it or not. By the way I hate Lil' Wayne for ever making that song! I used to go to classes and stuff with a lollipop in my mouth, as a sign of me hating cigarettes, but no! He had to make that song and ruin it for me! Screw him! By the way my cousin has a friend named Him but that's another story. Well anyway just look at the awesomeness, even the bottle looks awesome! Well you can't see it properly with just the first photo, so let me show you other pictures of it. By the way, these pictures were really hard to find.

Yes yes i know that you want one right now, well if you want it, you gotta come visit Bangladesh! Hear that people? Come to Bangladesh and enjoy Mojo!

Well I have had a few memories about Mojo, the thing is, the thing makes me high. One day, not an ordinary day, it was "Pohela Boishak" and well ssomething very strange happened! And I will tell you about that later, until then, which is gonna be sometime tonight, goodbye...

This has been Wasi with his twenty seventh ever blog post

I hope he finishes that "Pohela Boishak" story soon!

How Annoying and Just Wrong Our People In Bangladesh Can Be

I have nothing to say here in this bolded text thingy which I do in every blog post, I pretty much guess that most readers would just stop reading right now....

When I say this, I speak in behalf of every single bangali there is with common sense that there are too many people of our country who don't even know how to use the new properly..

Lets start with a few examples..

Well lets start with this group for instance:

Dhanmondi Dare Devil ( origenal )

Well, if you wanna know more about this group and read the funny description written in the group, I suggest you click on that rather odd title

Now for another one that shows that there are perverts out there, but these are different kinds of perverts, these people give a new term to that word

CuTe FaCeS in Facebook

Well at first glance this group sounds like it has something to do with cute animal pictures or something like that, but its not, click on the link to view more. And If you want to see something else weird from this group, well then, click here Here and There, I must warn you that these are not pretty. ughhhh the things I do for comedy -_-'

The comments disgust me.........

And there are even more, and I will not show you that, Its 4 AM and I can't sleep and I'm bored, if you are bored then go look at my profile, don't waste your day doing something as stupid as this......

Well this has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty fourth ever blog post

Damn Wasi really doesn't have a life, or does he?

Traffic! In The Streets.... no this is not a mimicry of Panic! At The Disco....

Hello people, if you are offended by the last post then you can kiss my comment bar and comment! And Darkangel14, I don't see you commenting on my blogs... Awwww.......

Well since you developed country stopped buying cars a

nd stuff because of the recession thingy, well us Bangalis have been buying vehicles by the busload *no pun intended*. And well when you have lots of cars, and add that up with bad driving, no road laws and multiply that with small narrow roads. Yes you know where I'm going with this, Traffic Jams, yes traffic jams. They are oh so annoying and

you people from other parts of the globe don't know wha

t it's like, yes sure there are New York and places like that with horrible traffic. Atleast those cities have laws and drivers who can actually drive, and better roads.

See the roads ? You can't can you?

Try living in a day at bangladesh, its fun here. You can be 10 years old and not worry about a thing, you can go steal a car and ride it for hours and hours, disobeying every single traffic law there is in the book, just makesure you have 500 taka which is like roughly like $7.50 dollars!

By the way, the thing I just wrote above is totally true people! This is what happens in Bangladesh! You must be thinking that there are gonna be a lotta juvenille and immature drivers who will mess up the road, but your wrong. The so called 'experienced' professional drivers you see are much more annoying at the road. These arrogant unbuttoned beared men, who don't bother about personal hygene and has redish yellow teeth and t

hinks that they can drive, really cant drive! When they wanna go left, oh if it means to get there faster, or mostly IF they think that it would get them there faster, they would go right and mess up the entire traffic and waste hours and hours for himself and everyone else.

In many occasions, we see where in roads that there's a huge traffic jam, and all the cars are heading eachother in all directions, if you dont get me then take a look at it yourself...

Yeah saw that?

And what about this ? Oh sorry that is my toy collection but yeah! Traffic should be like this!!!

Well you get the picture, excluding the one above ofcourse! I love my toy cars but ok ummm...

Well if you look at the first pic and look closely, there are some small green vehicles that you see, those are called 'Baby's' and they are as annoying as hell on a stick! And if you see the picture again, notice how the cars are aligned, imagine how can you manevour across? WITH A CAR, see? You can't, and neither can I, I don't drive by the way, the driver drives for me! That is when I had a car... My dad sold his sports car and now I have nothing, nothing, and after he divorced my mom, neither bought a car! I need a car, those CNGs are annoying and they charge a lotta money, but that is another story.....

Well to sum this blog up:

1# Bangladeshi drivers suck

2# Bangladeshi roads suck

3# Baby CNGs suck

4# Lil Wayne's song 'Lollipop' was good the few hundred times but now it sucks

and finally

5# My toy car collection sucks. Noooooooooooooo!

This has been Wasi with his thirteenth ever post

Will people ever read the crap that Wasi writes ?

The Definition of 'Family' in Bangladesh

Ok you know what... No need to read from the bottom because I know you guys won't so I just give up saying this over and over again! Some people...... *grumbles in bangla*

Well, speaking of Bangla, let me introduce you to the word "Family" in Bangla, in the language its called a "Poribar", and yes everytime I say something in Bangla I will put it in green. In a normal family in the west, that means most of you people, a family is usually your mom and dad and sibblings, maybe your grandparents and occasionaly the pervert uncle and the rest are all called relatives. In Bangladesh a "Poribar" or family cosists of you, your sister and brother *i mean them both because if your in Bangladesh you will have both of them*, your mother, her sisters and parents and her cousins and aunts and uncles, your father and his sisters and brothers and parents and cousis and aunts and uncles and most of the time the second or third wife. And sometimes even more, 4th cousins are considered as an immediate family member around here.

While some of you might find this fun and very exciting to be in a household where you have hundreds of family members. Some, who are smart, will know that its a total pain in the arse.

Imagine a scenario where you will have atleast 20 people in one house. Yes a big house but a house with atleast 15 old people, because face it, we are 1/3 of the family here, so that means only 5 people who might me your age, then again maybe not, and also take out the fact that the 5 really aren't anything like you! So that means that you have like maybe 10% chance of having a family member you can acutally relate to.

Well who needs relatives, most of you are saying right now, well in Bangladesh, in the olden times. People only allowed their children to mix with their cousins, as there were plenty, they even used to make THE CHILDREN MARRY THEIR COUSINS! Yes arranged marriage, what most of us Teenager Bengalis fear! Well nowadays the marriage thing is practically down and we are allowed to have friends but still.

Parents don't really trust their childrens's friends and rather forces them to mix with their cousins, even if their cousins are as bad as hell, they still trust them. Thank God for me that I have a lotta fun cousins to hangout with because I can keep in touch with my Dad's side of the family again!

Well Let me know what you think. How would you feel to live in under the conditions that you could only mix with your cousins. Lemme know in the form of comments! Lets share with the world and sound less cornier than I do now!

This has been Wasi with his tenth ever post

On Double Digits YEAH!

No School? Boo! What kind of a parent are you?

The Alarm Goes off! and its 12 P.M... time to start the day! By the way, I am W.Azam and i am 15 years old turning 16 in the third of next month (3/8/09). One more thing this is a weekday! And the thing is that i dont have school. In Bangladesh, most people think that its really cool to go do school privately. My O'levels are next year and my mom had the best idea, as did other mother, to leave school and do classes at 5 in the afternoon when we should we having fun outside with our friends *gives a thumbs up with a big bright smile* yeah good job mom! Way to ruin my Weekdays.

And yes this style of studying or 'private' as they call it, a term adopted by mothers and some teachers, also includes Fridays and Saturdays too! If people who are unaware of the fact, then I must inform you that Friday is a substitute for Sunday in Bangladesh. And the even odder part. Classes in weekdays are usually in the afternoon, right at the time when school ends. Reason may be because most 'private' O Level teachers are usually school teachers too and also because many students who go to these classes also go to school too. And the classes on weekends, are usually in the mornings! So this is basically a reverse life compared to normal school-goers, the only difference? Is that most of them can get to have fun after schoolhours!

Don't get me wrong here, some of the classes are fun to do because you get to do them with your friends and chat with them a bit and stuff like that but at the end of the day when you come home and your all tired and you feel like school just ended *even though your not in school* and you get this sudden urge to go out and chill with your friends out in the mall or just go to the pitch and play some football or basketball in the gym with some of the homies. Then you realise.

It's Dark as hell outside!.... The Day is Done. You have wasted your daylight hours by studying something that normally you should be doing in the morning at SCHOOL!

Aww well atleast you can chill out at your room all night and turn on the computer and chat with some friends on the net all night, sure you can, you don't have to wake up early at school tomorrow. Well your wrong! Your mom will come up to you and ask you what you studied today, dont worry newly made 'privateers' who think that their moms wouldnt ask u that, its a second habit for parent's to grow awareness of their children's education after they aren't in school and in some classrooms in various schools after 4 o' clock doing classes. And soon after talking, she will kindly ask you to study what you learned again :)

This is the scenario of the situation *way of approach may be different in your case*

Mother : can you just look through everything that you studied today my child ?

You : mom i just came from class, and its 9 p.m! I'm kinda tired can i do it tomorrow mom ?

Mother : no you can not dear. You have to do it now, you wake up 2 hours before classes anyway

You : mom please ? Only tonight, you are so wonderful mother

Mother : I ASKED YOU KINDLY BEFORE AND NOT ANYMORE YOU NEED TO GET ALL "A's" IN YOUR O LEVELS, YOU NEED TO BECOME A DOCTOR OR AN ENGINEER!! OR BOTH IF U CAN AND YOU HAVE TO SHUT THE **** UP AND GET YOUR *** DOWN TO THE STUDY ROOM AND START STUDYING!!!!!!!!!

You : ...........

You then either stay really angry and just go study or face the wrath and sheer onslaught of MOTHER!

So basically what happens to a 'privateer' the following things is to be expected :

1# You wake up at 12 a.m. This may not happen immediately but it will grow on you

2# By the time you brush your teeth and have your brunch or lunch, ignoring breakfast because you missed it by sleeping late, It's time for you to go to classes. Which feels completely like School but at a very inconvinient time.

3# You have a rather good time at classes as i should say that 'private' teachers care less about the commotion caused in classes, so that means that you can talk to your friends and stuff, even go on the net with your cellphone if your bored.

4# You go home knowing that you can't do anything like going to the mall or going to a friend's house or play sports because its 9 P.M!!!

5# Your MOTHER come up to you and begs you to study. If you don't you will be scolded at or be told that you have no future and that you are just like your father *note your father will do the opposite and say that you are like your mother*

6# If your lucky like me and being able to post a blog at 2:30 A.M. You will spend the rest of the night on the computer with the internet at hand and chat with all the other sad people who live the same lives and to suffer from it again

So to sum it all up

This is a message to Students from my country :

Do not attempt to do 'Private' O levels and i feel bad for the others like me who have suffered the same fate

And this is a message to the rest of the world :

NEVER EVER EVEN THINK OF 'PRIVATE' EDUCATION, THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA AND SHOULD NOT BE PRACTICED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.....

This has been W.Azam with his first blog

Now he knows why millions of people do it :D