My old school friends, Alas most of them suck now!

Hello guys, I wanna tell you people that perverted guys make rather good looking girls look bad and this has happened so many times that its gotta stop, gonna make a blog about that later....

Well back to another story, today was the birthday of one of my old school friends. His name is, well if you translate it to English it comes as Mango so we will just call him Mango. Well we meet up at one of those 'private' coaching thingies and well I got to see my school friends again, people who I don't see a lot of because of the 'private' thing breaks us apart and stuff. Well I got to see my old friends again and it felt really good, but they wanted to go smoke Shisha, which you can know if you google it. Well I was not liking the idea one bit, then when we went to the lounge, the waiters didn't let them in *YAY* and they were begging to get in. But to no avail and they went to the balcony and well, they started to SMOKE!

I detest smoking! And most of my friends were smoking like hell, the ones that weren't were three guys and one girl, and later that one guy and girl started to smoke too! Well they didn't do it completely so that's good, but the many others were smoking like crazy, they sounded immature as well, WE ARE SIXTEEN AND THEY ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT!

The following conversation is my friends and their enthusiasm while they smoke:

Chicken: Hey dude you made the cigarette butt wet!

Mango: Shut up Chicken

Slut: Guys I need to smoke, but there are people here, I need to smoke because I'm that desperate!

Chicken: Hey you made the cigarette gay

Random friend: What?

Chicken: Look it's bent!

Just here to show the maturity of my friends!

They are indeed very immature. I always found underage smoking a sign of immaturity,

Underage Smoker: Oh look at me, I'm six years old and i have a cigarette in my hands, its so cool doing it, I will live forever and my lungs will be just fine because I'm young and I can do anything and chicks do it too!

Yes enjoy a nice and long life Underage Smoker!

So to sum it all up

1# Smoking is bad for you and it sucks.

2# Underage smoking isn't cool because Underage Smoker died because of smoking in front of a gas pipe and dying.

3# My old school friends aren't my friends anymore because they changed...

4# Barney, the purple dinosaur, told me not to smoke and hence I don't

and finally

5# I have a fever and wish me well

This has been Wasi with his fourteenth ever post

Hope he spelt fourteenth right

The Definition of 'Family' in Bangladesh

Ok you know what... No need to read from the bottom because I know you guys won't so I just give up saying this over and over again! Some people...... *grumbles in bangla*

Well, speaking of Bangla, let me introduce you to the word "Family" in Bangla, in the language its called a "Poribar", and yes everytime I say something in Bangla I will put it in green. In a normal family in the west, that means most of you people, a family is usually your mom and dad and sibblings, maybe your grandparents and occasionaly the pervert uncle and the rest are all called relatives. In Bangladesh a "Poribar" or family cosists of you, your sister and brother *i mean them both because if your in Bangladesh you will have both of them*, your mother, her sisters and parents and her cousins and aunts and uncles, your father and his sisters and brothers and parents and cousis and aunts and uncles and most of the time the second or third wife. And sometimes even more, 4th cousins are considered as an immediate family member around here.

While some of you might find this fun and very exciting to be in a household where you have hundreds of family members. Some, who are smart, will know that its a total pain in the arse.

Imagine a scenario where you will have atleast 20 people in one house. Yes a big house but a house with atleast 15 old people, because face it, we are 1/3 of the family here, so that means only 5 people who might me your age, then again maybe not, and also take out the fact that the 5 really aren't anything like you! So that means that you have like maybe 10% chance of having a family member you can acutally relate to.

Well who needs relatives, most of you are saying right now, well in Bangladesh, in the olden times. People only allowed their children to mix with their cousins, as there were plenty, they even used to make THE CHILDREN MARRY THEIR COUSINS! Yes arranged marriage, what most of us Teenager Bengalis fear! Well nowadays the marriage thing is practically down and we are allowed to have friends but still.

Parents don't really trust their childrens's friends and rather forces them to mix with their cousins, even if their cousins are as bad as hell, they still trust them. Thank God for me that I have a lotta fun cousins to hangout with because I can keep in touch with my Dad's side of the family again!

Well Let me know what you think. How would you feel to live in under the conditions that you could only mix with your cousins. Lemme know in the form of comments! Lets share with the world and sound less cornier than I do now!

This has been Wasi with his tenth ever post

On Double Digits YEAH!