Showing posts with label Parties. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parties. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Roles In Parties Part 3

You people know the drill, close your eyes and go to Part 1.....


Lets do this people!


Important Party Roles

The One that
doesn't Belong
*Even the name is out of context*


Well the name says it all The One that doesn't Belong is usually the one that doesn't fit with the others in the party. Like a Jock at a Goth party or a Cheerleader in a party full of Geeks. They usually stay to themselves or try to fit in as much as possible but fail to do so. They are usually very different and the attire is also different from the others in the party. Look at the Diagram to analyze. The Diagram is rather complex compared to the other Diagrams. There really isn't a necessity of The One that doesn't Belong is not really known to my knowledge...


The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes
*Even his name is cool*

The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes is the guy at the party that everyone likes . Usually the one that can do practically everything and the Main Guest that everyone waits for to arrive, because The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes usually arrives late to look awesome like he or she always does. Look at the Diagram, look at what he's doing, even the Diagrams of The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes is awesome! The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes usually wears the awesomest attire. The necessity of The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes is because the type is so Awesome!

The Party King
*Awesome but not The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes*


The Party King is usually the host of the party, or maybe the best friend, or maybe the famous person in the party. They rule the party, and The Party King has the characteristics of all the other roles in a party except that people know that they rule and that they have an awesome Crown which is totally badass, excuse my language. Well their attire includes anything but with the awesome Crown. A party cannot commence without The Party King so they are the most needed in a party...


Well this is all that you need to know about the roles that people play in parties and i know that the posts were horrible but I really tried people. So appreciate that and follow me. Let me know what you think about the blog and this post on the comment box below, and don't worry, in my blog, you don't need to do fill that letter box which annoys everyone.

This has been Wasi with his twenty first ever blog post
Spelling check saves the dya again!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Roles in Parties Part 2

This is continuing the previous blog which was about the roles that certain people play in parties! Before you read this blog I suggest that you read the one below


Well where were we, wait let me go to my blog and look........Ahh I see OK lets start again


Important Party Roles!

At Fourth,The Party Drunk
*Shit this dude is wasted*

The Party Drunk is the person has a lotta alcohol and gets 'wasted'. The Party Drunk usually turns out to be The Party Arshole or may be subject to a practical joke, as showed in the diagram above. The Party Drunk usually smells of alcohol and sports a T-Shirt and a very annoying attitude. And loves drinks. They are necessary because someone has to finish all the 'booze'...


At fifth, The Party Flirt
*Hey ladies, I'm Green and I'm turning red cause you two are so hot*

The Party Flirt is usually the individual that is always concerned on talking with the other sex, trying to infatuate them or woo them to get 'laid' at night. They don't have any special features in attire, but they try to look their best, and smell good. They are usually looked down upon by the people of their gender, because "They take away all of them beaches " and other reasons too.The Diagram shows how a flirt might behave in the party. The necessity is unknown about this type but there always happens to be one...


At Sixth, The Party Nerds
*I am 1337, this is total HAX**Computers over girls*

The Party Nerds are the people who stay on the computer and plays games or tries to hack something for fun. They try to avoid social encounters with anyone except for the host or other Party Nerds. They usually wear sweater vests with plaid shirts and polyester pants just like the Diagram above, which also shows their domain, the Computer Desk. They are necessary just for the numbers, as in they are invited only if there is a shortage of people or if your really good friends with that person.


This is all for now and the rest will be given later.....
There will be only one more part then its finally over
For now
To Be Continued


This has been Wasi with his twentieth ever blog post
Spelling check helped him spell twentieth!!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Roles in Parties

Hey everybody, just had my birthday party at pizza hut and it wasn't that bad, well I thought about what blog to write, so why not make a blog post about parties, and what's better? Two blog posts about parties! Now that is Awesome


Well people, this post is about the roles that people play in the par
ties..
The information is based upon my experience in parties and watching them on TV
Well here the people are....


Important Party Roles!



At First, The Party Arsehole
*name changed for certain reasons*


Well the Party Arsehole, is the person that no one likes, they ann
oy everyone, insults everyone, brags about everything, and kinda is an actual butthole. *so wish that I could use that word right now, but I have an image to keep* These people think that they are the life of the party and that everyone loves them. But it's a shame that they are very wrong! And these people might be loaded with alcohol, which is kinda the fuel that a Party Arsehole needs to be a butthole! They are necessary on the party because everyone needs someone to hate openly...

At Second, The Party Beach
*homophone used, and your immature if you laughed at 'homo'*


The Party Beach is the person, most probably a girl, plays the role which involves saying bad stuff or in other words 'back-biting' or 'beach' on the other guests Just like in the Diagram above. These people are really fun to talk to, but some
times are very looked down upon when they are not around, hence being 'beached' themselves, irony is common in The Party Beach. MostParty Beache
s are rich or have been brought up in a very spoilt manner and can come in many form the Diagram above. Some also tend to dress in a rather inappropriate manner, but some do try to look as appropriate as possible to hide themselves of their inner selves. These are necessary on a party because "Everyone needs a Beach"...
At Third, The Party Crasher
*If you have problems seeing the diagram e-mail the_ultimatelaugh@live.com or suck it*


The diagram clearly explains what The Party Crasher is. It is the person who comes to a party uninvited, maybe because the majority does not like his company or that the host has issues with him, or that he sucks and no one likes him. The Party Crasher remains uninvited but shows up anyway maybe because he reall
y wanted to come but didn't get an invite and pretends that he didn't know that he was not invited or other excuses or maybe that he is a real butthole like the first subject. Species of this kind usually comes very under dressed according to the dress code, maybe a dirty T-shirt and jeans in a party with a formal dress code and such of this sort. The Party Crasher is not really wanted in a party but they do appear every time, or in other words 'Crash'...




At Fourth, The Party ........


Ahh but i see you want me to write more....
But No I am sleepy and can't write
Haha had you fooled I wont sleep just now I have 30 more minutes,
But yes I will continue the post later....
So until then
TO BE CONTINUED


This has been Wasi with his ninteenth ever blog post
Wow Wasi is such a kid to censor words!