Roles in Parties

Hey everybody, just had my birthday party at pizza hut and it wasn't that bad, well I thought about what blog to write, so why not make a blog post about parties, and what's better? Two blog posts about parties! Now that is Awesome

Well people, this post is about the roles that people play in the par

ties..

The information is based upon my experience in parties and watching them on TV

Well here the people are....

Important Party Roles!

At First, The Party Arsehole

*name changed for certain reasons*

Well the Party Arsehole, is the person that no one likes, they ann

oy everyone, insults everyone, brags about everything, and kinda is an actual butthole. *so wish that I could use that word right now, but I have an image to keep* These people think that they are the life of the party and that everyone loves them. But it's a shame that they are very wrong! And these people might be loaded with alcohol, which is kinda the fuel that a Party Arsehole needs to be a butthole! They are necessary on the party because everyone needs someone to hate openly...

At Second, The Party Beach

*homophone used, and your immature if you laughed at 'homo'*

The Party Beach is the person, most probably a girl, plays the role which involves saying bad stuff or in other words 'back-biting' or 'beach' on the other guests Just like in the Diagram above. These people are really fun to talk to, but some

times are very looked down upon when they are not around, hence being 'beached' themselves, irony is common in The Party Beach. MostParty Beache

s are rich or have been brought up in a very spoilt manner and can come in many form the Diagram above. Some also tend to dress in a rather inappropriate manner, but some do try to look as appropriate as possible to hide themselves of their inner selves. These are necessary on a party because "Everyone needs a Beach"...

At Third, The Party Crasher

*If you have problems seeing the diagram e-mail the_ultimatelaugh@live.com or suck it*

The diagram clearly explains what The Party Crasher is. It is the person who comes to a party uninvited, maybe because the majority does not like his company or that the host has issues with him, or that he sucks and no one likes him. The Party Crasher remains uninvited but shows up anyway maybe because he reall

y wanted to come but didn't get an invite and pretends that he didn't know that he was not invited or other excuses or maybe that he is a real butthole like the first subject. Species of this kind usually comes very under dressed according to the dress code, maybe a dirty T-shirt and jeans in a party with a formal dress code and such of this sort. The Party Crasher is not really wanted in a party but they do appear every time, or in other words 'Crash'...

At Fourth, The Party ........

Ahh but i see you want me to write more....

But No I am sleepy and can't write

Haha had you fooled I wont sleep just now I have 30 more minutes,

But yes I will continue the post later....

So until then

TO BE CONTINUED

This has been Wasi with his ninteenth ever blog post

Wow Wasi is such a kid to censor words!