Embarassing stories... The Mojo And Pohela Boishak!

Yes this is the story that you all have been waiting for, but people lets wish my friend Salman a Happy Birthday. I even made a b'day song for him!

♫happy birthday piece of shit

Your birthday gift is a pile of shit

Your ugly face looks like shit

Everything i rhyme

I rhyme it with shit!

Because.... *long golar taan*

YOU ARE A PIECE *guitar solo*

OF SHIIIIIIT! ♫

Yes I love this song and well lets continue on with the story.......

Well it was April the 14th! My favorite holiday. Pohela Boishak! It's the most festive holiday of Bangladesh, and because of the new politicians and idiotic Islamic preachers who lie and say that we all should be serious and boring people, we don't have much to celebrate and this is practically the only one where we can go all out! Well every year, people from my school go to CBFCC or something like that, its a huge place where at least a thousand people can party without worrying. Well I went there uninvited, since I left school years ago, I miss it terribly. Well anyway me and my friend were incharge of a stall, we wound up selling a lotta stuff, but we bought so many stuff to sell that we actually broke even. Oh goodie! Oh wow the "Oh goodie" thing is back! Anyway I had a lotta Mojo to drink and I think if you scroll down a bit you can know what a Mojo is.

Well the things I did were not something to be proud of, but since I am W.Azam I am proud of it. What I did first was sell fans like those poor people on the street

Me : Pankha Pankha daam beesh taka, Pankha Pankha onek pankha

Translator : 'Pankha' means fan, 'Daam' means worth, 'Beesh taka' means twenty taka and 'Pankha' can also mean cool. So in English it would sound like...

Me : Fans for sale fans for sale, twenty taka each, fans for sale fans for sale its uber cool!

That one one of the things the other things were taking as many random pictures with people as possible, that too with the absolute same expression..

Yes these are odd pictures indeed and look at my cousin's expression in the 1st photograph

Well I did a lot more things like trying to swindle my schoolmates to buying stuff in high prices!

And a lot more fun stuff like go crazy with my friends and buy drinks, non-alcoholic drinks, to all the pretty people and.... And one thing I will never be proud of...

Well I was hanging out with a few new friends and I was really high on Mojo power now because I had like 20 of them. I thought that the person next to me was a girl and I *ahem* I held her hand but then...

ta ta taaaa!

Well the girl turned out to be a dude, yes I held a dudes hand!

When I held his hand, I thought that it was the girl, but it wasn't!

I looked at her with some smirky face, well it wasn't a her was it?

Me and that guy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Me : This thing never happened ok ?

Guy : Yup this never happened...

He wound up telling everybody he could....

Well to sum it up

1# I love Mojo

2# I shouldn't drink Mojo

3# But I have to drink Mojo or I'll explode

4# Try to atleast control myself while I drink Mojo

and finally

5# Never hold a dude's hand ever again

This has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty eighth post ever

Somethings will never change!

A Cola Named Mojo Makes Me High!

Hello People, My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that betch, he tells me everyday, "man i gotta lose my chick in the worst kinda way". She sits on her butt, he works his head to the bone, to give her money every pay day, but she wants more dinero just to stay at home. Well my friend you gotta say, "I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way, now now why don't you get a job! Say no way, no way, no waay, now now why dont you go get a job!"

I came up with that all by myself, now lets talk about the topic, yes, a product, a carbonised, liquid and ed

ible product, it's just like coca-cola but more sweeter and sugary and cheaper, it's known as 'MOJO' and it's awesome!

Yes this is just awesome! look at it! It's so small and compact and it costs only around 12 taka, which is like 15 US pennies. And it is sugary and sweet and it tastes like a cola flavoured lollipop, I am unsure whether u had it or not. By the way I hate Lil' Wayne for ever making that song! I used to go to classes and stuff with a lollipop in my mouth, as a sign of me hating cigarettes, but no! He had to make that song and ruin it for me! Screw him! By the way my cousin has a friend named Him but that's another story. Well anyway just look at the awesomeness, even the bottle looks awesome! Well you can't see it properly with just the first photo, so let me show you other pictures of it. By the way, these pictures were really hard to find.

Yes yes i know that you want one right now, well if you want it, you gotta come visit Bangladesh! Hear that people? Come to Bangladesh and enjoy Mojo!

Well I have had a few memories about Mojo, the thing is, the thing makes me high. One day, not an ordinary day, it was "Pohela Boishak" and well ssomething very strange happened! And I will tell you about that later, until then, which is gonna be sometime tonight, goodbye...

This has been Wasi with his twenty seventh ever blog post

I hope he finishes that "Pohela Boishak" story soon!

A small peek at Tasfia's "g.σ.ℓ.в....ℓσℓ"

Heyy guys, supp? I'm good. Oh nothing *ten minutes later*. Oh nm... What are you doing ? Oh I'm doing nothing. That's how you chat don't you!

Well today lets take a sneak peak at 'g.σ.ℓ.в....ℓσℓ' a blog written by most funniest friend, and if you don't know her name by now, I will positively kill you... What happened to the font? Oh dayum it.... Well she's got one pretty neat blog... Lets see a little big of 'g.σ.ℓ.в....ℓσℓ' btw don't as for the link, or I'll kill you!I know where you live, I'm not joking, I'm serious, I'm not being lame because I'm not lying....

The following blog POST's link is right HERE

"lol...well as you can see from the title school is opening. But it's scarier than that...school is opening in just THREE DAYS!!! AAHHHH!!! *faints*....

*regains consciousness* hey everyone what's u-...why do you all look so scared??....what are you guys looking at??....why are u screaming at the calendar??...OMG school opens in 3 days!!!?? *faints again*....

*regains consciousness again*...hey everyo----

well you get the point...so yea I bet you guys are saying that...wait didn't you say you missed school in some earlier post??? :O you lied to us!!!!NOOO....*faint*"

Ok what is up with my fonts today? Maybe its the copy pasting and if your a dumb rock.. Well let me give it to you again it's right THERE and if you want something random then check it out!

Well this has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty sixth ever blog post

Wow this is the first time he said that with this font!

Ahh what I did today while I was bored

Hello people, Asalam-mu-Alaikum people, Bonjour people, Aloha people, Hola people, Greetings people, Ding Dong people, and well you know where I'm getting at. Bahaaa!

Well today I was all bored and I did what all bored teenaged guys do who love themselves, yes take photos of themselves in the bathroom, but unlike the others, I edited my photos in a very funny way, unlike what the others do an its all boring and stuff....

Well if you wanna go look at the photos then go HERE but you gotta add me first if you wanna comment which I suggest you do. And Tasfia, I know that your going all "your selfobsessed" now but didn't I say that I already was?.... Well lemme give you a sneak peak of what you might see!

Yes I am hot

That is just me joking.... I couldn't think of anything to post so why not post this well, anyway i guess that this is just it.... Maybe I sould start doing something like Tasfia does in her blog, go HERE if you wanna see it

Well this has been Wasi of Scribbled Up! with his twenty fifth ever blog post

Notice that Wasi never ends his blog posts with a full stop??

How Annoying and Just Wrong Our People In Bangladesh Can Be

I have nothing to say here in this bolded text thingy which I do in every blog post, I pretty much guess that most readers would just stop reading right now....

When I say this, I speak in behalf of every single bangali there is with common sense that there are too many people of our country who don't even know how to use the new properly..

Lets start with a few examples..

Well lets start with this group for instance:

Dhanmondi Dare Devil ( origenal )

Well, if you wanna know more about this group and read the funny description written in the group, I suggest you click on that rather odd title

Now for another one that shows that there are perverts out there, but these are different kinds of perverts, these people give a new term to that word

CuTe FaCeS in Facebook

Well at first glance this group sounds like it has something to do with cute animal pictures or something like that, but its not, click on the link to view more. And If you want to see something else weird from this group, well then, click here Here and There, I must warn you that these are not pretty. ughhhh the things I do for comedy -_-'

The comments disgust me.........

And there are even more, and I will not show you that, Its 4 AM and I can't sleep and I'm bored, if you are bored then go look at my profile, don't waste your day doing something as stupid as this......

Well this has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty fourth ever blog post

Damn Wasi really doesn't have a life, or does he?