Embarassing stories... The Mojo And Pohela Boishak!

Yes this is the story that you all have been waiting for, but people lets wish my friend Salman a Happy Birthday. I even made a b'day song for him!

♫happy birthday piece of shit

Your birthday gift is a pile of shit

Your ugly face looks like shit

Everything i rhyme

I rhyme it with shit!

Because.... *long golar taan*

YOU ARE A PIECE *guitar solo*

OF SHIIIIIIT! ♫

Yes I love this song and well lets continue on with the story.......

Well it was April the 14th! My favorite holiday. Pohela Boishak! It's the most festive holiday of Bangladesh, and because of the new politicians and idiotic Islamic preachers who lie and say that we all should be serious and boring people, we don't have much to celebrate and this is practically the only one where we can go all out! Well every year, people from my school go to CBFCC or something like that, its a huge place where at least a thousand people can party without worrying. Well I went there uninvited, since I left school years ago, I miss it terribly. Well anyway me and my friend were incharge of a stall, we wound up selling a lotta stuff, but we bought so many stuff to sell that we actually broke even. Oh goodie! Oh wow the "Oh goodie" thing is back! Anyway I had a lotta Mojo to drink and I think if you scroll down a bit you can know what a Mojo is.

Well the things I did were not something to be proud of, but since I am W.Azam I am proud of it. What I did first was sell fans like those poor people on the street

Me : Pankha Pankha daam beesh taka, Pankha Pankha onek pankha

Translator : 'Pankha' means fan, 'Daam' means worth, 'Beesh taka' means twenty taka and 'Pankha' can also mean cool. So in English it would sound like...

Me : Fans for sale fans for sale, twenty taka each, fans for sale fans for sale its uber cool!

That one one of the things the other things were taking as many random pictures with people as possible, that too with the absolute same expression..

Yes these are odd pictures indeed and look at my cousin's expression in the 1st photograph

Well I did a lot more things like trying to swindle my schoolmates to buying stuff in high prices!

And a lot more fun stuff like go crazy with my friends and buy drinks, non-alcoholic drinks, to all the pretty people and.... And one thing I will never be proud of...

Well I was hanging out with a few new friends and I was really high on Mojo power now because I had like 20 of them. I thought that the person next to me was a girl and I *ahem* I held her hand but then...

ta ta taaaa!

Well the girl turned out to be a dude, yes I held a dudes hand!

When I held his hand, I thought that it was the girl, but it wasn't!

I looked at her with some smirky face, well it wasn't a her was it?

Me and that guy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Me : This thing never happened ok ?

Guy : Yup this never happened...

He wound up telling everybody he could....

Well to sum it up

1# I love Mojo

2# I shouldn't drink Mojo

3# But I have to drink Mojo or I'll explode

4# Try to atleast control myself while I drink Mojo

and finally

5# Never hold a dude's hand ever again

This has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty eighth post ever

Somethings will never change!