Embarassing stories... The Mojo And Pohela Boishak!

Yes this is the story that you all have been waiting for, but people lets wish my friend Salman a Happy Birthday. I even made a b'day song for him!

♫happy birthday piece of shit

Your birthday gift is a pile of shit

Your ugly face looks like shit

Everything i rhyme

I rhyme it with shit!

Because.... *long golar taan*

YOU ARE A PIECE *guitar solo*

OF SHIIIIIIT! ♫

Yes I love this song and well lets continue on with the story.......

Well it was April the 14th! My favorite holiday. Pohela Boishak! It's the most festive holiday of Bangladesh, and because of the new politicians and idiotic Islamic preachers who lie and say that we all should be serious and boring people, we don't have much to celebrate and this is practically the only one where we can go all out! Well every year, people from my school go to CBFCC or something like that, its a huge place where at least a thousand people can party without worrying. Well I went there uninvited, since I left school years ago, I miss it terribly. Well anyway me and my friend were incharge of a stall, we wound up selling a lotta stuff, but we bought so many stuff to sell that we actually broke even. Oh goodie! Oh wow the "Oh goodie" thing is back! Anyway I had a lotta Mojo to drink and I think if you scroll down a bit you can know what a Mojo is.

Well the things I did were not something to be proud of, but since I am W.Azam I am proud of it. What I did first was sell fans like those poor people on the street

Me : Pankha Pankha daam beesh taka, Pankha Pankha onek pankha

Translator : 'Pankha' means fan, 'Daam' means worth, 'Beesh taka' means twenty taka and 'Pankha' can also mean cool. So in English it would sound like...

Me : Fans for sale fans for sale, twenty taka each, fans for sale fans for sale its uber cool!

That one one of the things the other things were taking as many random pictures with people as possible, that too with the absolute same expression..

Yes these are odd pictures indeed and look at my cousin's expression in the 1st photograph

Well I did a lot more things like trying to swindle my schoolmates to buying stuff in high prices!

And a lot more fun stuff like go crazy with my friends and buy drinks, non-alcoholic drinks, to all the pretty people and.... And one thing I will never be proud of...

Well I was hanging out with a few new friends and I was really high on Mojo power now because I had like 20 of them. I thought that the person next to me was a girl and I *ahem* I held her hand but then...

ta ta taaaa!

Well the girl turned out to be a dude, yes I held a dudes hand!

When I held his hand, I thought that it was the girl, but it wasn't!

I looked at her with some smirky face, well it wasn't a her was it?

Me and that guy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Me : This thing never happened ok ?

Guy : Yup this never happened...

He wound up telling everybody he could....

Well to sum it up

1# I love Mojo

2# I shouldn't drink Mojo

3# But I have to drink Mojo or I'll explode

4# Try to atleast control myself while I drink Mojo

and finally

5# Never hold a dude's hand ever again

This has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty eighth post ever

Somethings will never change!

A Cola Named Mojo Makes Me High!

Hello People, My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that betch, he tells me everyday, "man i gotta lose my chick in the worst kinda way". She sits on her butt, he works his head to the bone, to give her money every pay day, but she wants more dinero just to stay at home. Well my friend you gotta say, "I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way, now now why don't you get a job! Say no way, no way, no waay, now now why dont you go get a job!"

I came up with that all by myself, now lets talk about the topic, yes, a product, a carbonised, liquid and ed

ible product, it's just like coca-cola but more sweeter and sugary and cheaper, it's known as 'MOJO' and it's awesome!

Yes this is just awesome! look at it! It's so small and compact and it costs only around 12 taka, which is like 15 US pennies. And it is sugary and sweet and it tastes like a cola flavoured lollipop, I am unsure whether u had it or not. By the way I hate Lil' Wayne for ever making that song! I used to go to classes and stuff with a lollipop in my mouth, as a sign of me hating cigarettes, but no! He had to make that song and ruin it for me! Screw him! By the way my cousin has a friend named Him but that's another story. Well anyway just look at the awesomeness, even the bottle looks awesome! Well you can't see it properly with just the first photo, so let me show you other pictures of it. By the way, these pictures were really hard to find.

Yes yes i know that you want one right now, well if you want it, you gotta come visit Bangladesh! Hear that people? Come to Bangladesh and enjoy Mojo!

Well I have had a few memories about Mojo, the thing is, the thing makes me high. One day, not an ordinary day, it was "Pohela Boishak" and well ssomething very strange happened! And I will tell you about that later, until then, which is gonna be sometime tonight, goodbye...

This has been Wasi with his twenty seventh ever blog post

I hope he finishes that "Pohela Boishak" story soon!

A small peek at Tasfia's "g.σ.ℓ.в....ℓσℓ"

Heyy guys, supp? I'm good. Oh nothing *ten minutes later*. Oh nm... What are you doing ? Oh I'm doing nothing. That's how you chat don't you!

Well today lets take a sneak peak at 'g.σ.ℓ.в....ℓσℓ' a blog written by most funniest friend, and if you don't know her name by now, I will positively kill you... What happened to the font? Oh dayum it.... Well she's got one pretty neat blog... Lets see a little big of 'g.σ.ℓ.в....ℓσℓ' btw don't as for the link, or I'll kill you!I know where you live, I'm not joking, I'm serious, I'm not being lame because I'm not lying....

The following blog POST's link is right HERE

"lol...well as you can see from the title school is opening. But it's scarier than that...school is opening in just THREE DAYS!!! AAHHHH!!! *faints*....

*regains consciousness* hey everyone what's u-...why do you all look so scared??....what are you guys looking at??....why are u screaming at the calendar??...OMG school opens in 3 days!!!?? *faints again*....

*regains consciousness again*...hey everyo----

well you get the point...so yea I bet you guys are saying that...wait didn't you say you missed school in some earlier post??? :O you lied to us!!!!NOOO....*faint*"

Ok what is up with my fonts today? Maybe its the copy pasting and if your a dumb rock.. Well let me give it to you again it's right THERE and if you want something random then check it out!

Well this has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty sixth ever blog post

Wow this is the first time he said that with this font!

Ahh what I did today while I was bored

Hello people, Asalam-mu-Alaikum people, Bonjour people, Aloha people, Hola people, Greetings people, Ding Dong people, and well you know where I'm getting at. Bahaaa!

Well today I was all bored and I did what all bored teenaged guys do who love themselves, yes take photos of themselves in the bathroom, but unlike the others, I edited my photos in a very funny way, unlike what the others do an its all boring and stuff....

Well if you wanna go look at the photos then go HERE but you gotta add me first if you wanna comment which I suggest you do. And Tasfia, I know that your going all "your selfobsessed" now but didn't I say that I already was?.... Well lemme give you a sneak peak of what you might see!

Yes I am hot

That is just me joking.... I couldn't think of anything to post so why not post this well, anyway i guess that this is just it.... Maybe I sould start doing something like Tasfia does in her blog, go HERE if you wanna see it

Well this has been Wasi of Scribbled Up! with his twenty fifth ever blog post

Notice that Wasi never ends his blog posts with a full stop??

How Annoying and Just Wrong Our People In Bangladesh Can Be

I have nothing to say here in this bolded text thingy which I do in every blog post, I pretty much guess that most readers would just stop reading right now....

When I say this, I speak in behalf of every single bangali there is with common sense that there are too many people of our country who don't even know how to use the new properly..

Lets start with a few examples..

Well lets start with this group for instance:

Dhanmondi Dare Devil ( origenal )

Well, if you wanna know more about this group and read the funny description written in the group, I suggest you click on that rather odd title

Now for another one that shows that there are perverts out there, but these are different kinds of perverts, these people give a new term to that word

CuTe FaCeS in Facebook

Well at first glance this group sounds like it has something to do with cute animal pictures or something like that, but its not, click on the link to view more. And If you want to see something else weird from this group, well then, click here Here and There, I must warn you that these are not pretty. ughhhh the things I do for comedy -_-'

The comments disgust me.........

And there are even more, and I will not show you that, Its 4 AM and I can't sleep and I'm bored, if you are bored then go look at my profile, don't waste your day doing something as stupid as this......

Well this has been Wasi from Scribbled Up! with his twenty fourth ever blog post

Damn Wasi really doesn't have a life, or does he?

Wierd Randomness! Detention! Ex Girlfriend! OMG!

Warning, the following blogpost is rather very random and weird and I know that you won't like it unless you are cracked in the head like myself and a few other good friends. If you get seizures reading random posts then I suggest you go to the next post instead of reading this one.

Haha had you guys fooled. I knew that the one's who hate randomness would read this because peopel are so just damn curious all the time. And no this post is not gonna be random. Well speaking of curiosity, haven't you all wondered why schools give us detention? This is what happens, you go do something wrong and the people at school hates you for doing that, now what they do is, take you to one of their rooms, and keep you there! Well the thing is, why? Why keep us with you people if you people don't want us? Well detention is not really torture, well that is if you don't have it with your ex-girlfriend, who hates you

more than Elmer Fudd hates Bugs Bunny! And you have detention together and not only that, in the detention room, there's only gonna be only two people there and that is you and your ex girlfriend. Yes that happened to me today, and beleive me when I say this, my ex can also kick butt!

Well it started out as any other day when I annoyed the duck out of some guy named Mushy, yes that's his name, and he complained to the 'Coaching' authorities. Yes they detain you at these Private class places too! Well they gave me detention and they gave my ex girlfriend detention too for beating up some guy who pulled her hair, they guy left the class, well I'm upset because he was rather fun to talk to but dude, who pulls a girl's hair? But anyway, me and my ex are in the detention room, well it's an empty classroom which 'transformed' into a detention room, there are only two seats there with only one light on.... What were they trying to do? When I mean they I mean the guys who run the 'Coaching' and the teachers and the administrators and blah blah blah what not kitchen sick Darkangel 14 lalala. Okay what did I just say? Well back to the topic, well its just me and my ex in a small room with no fan or an ac, because the power is out and we will have to be like this for one hour and there's noone looking after us, because they know that my ex hates me to death so they do

n't have anything to worry about, inspite of my awesome wooing skills!

Well the conversation between me and my ex went like this

Me : So we are stuck here, now what do we do?

Ex : Give me your cellphone, I need to text Monster.

Monster is both our best friend, I actually met her through Ex, yes that is what I'll call her in this blog, and yes Monster's n

ame isn't really Monster, that's my nickname for her

Me : Well I don't have a cellphone right now,

remember he took all our stuff?

He as in the admin dude...

Ex : Awwww this sucks! I'm stuck here with you.

Me : What's wrong with me?

Ex : Your annoying, you know what, I think your the most annoying person I ever met

Me : You went out with me once.

Ex : So what I don't care, your annoying

Me : I didn't even do anything! Why do you have to go on and on on me being annoying.

Ex : Your annoyus maximus, yes that is what I'll call you now.

Me : Well I used to be your Wasi once but I

guess that all changed now didn't it?

Ex : Shut up annoyus maximus!

Me : Your seriously gonna call me that?

Ex : Annoyus maximus shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!

Me : Okay I'm shutting up, you know it would help the world if we just became friends again.

Ex : Shut up annoyus maximus! Aaaaah! Who would ever be friends with you.

Me : Your friends are my friends.

Ex : Shut up I hate you!

Me : Now that just hurts..

Ex : I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

Me : Okay Now I'm Getting Mad!

Ex : WELL I'M MADDER!

She got up from the chair, yes we were sitting in our chairs, we should've sat on corners instead, because I regret what happened next....

Me : Okay Well I Don't Care, You Just Shu

t Up!

Ex : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!

She pushed my chair and I fell, I didn't see it coming...

What happened next could be understood by the picture below

Stop Laughing!

Yeah well no need to say more....

So to Sum it all up

1# I will never hit a girl that's why i didn't hit her back

2# Stop laughing at the pic kindly and do not imagine me getting beat up by a girl, that is just insane...

3# Never get detention, especially if your ex gets detention too

4# Skip detention if you have to, to avoid such a cruel fate

and finally

5# That guy in that pic seems surprisingly happy, why? Oh and makesure you don't breakup with a girl that can kick ass!

This was Wasi with his twenty third ever blog post on Scribbled Up!

I have recovered from several wounds!

Guys shouldnt go to Designer Clothing Websites

Hey guys, I was scared the other day, I will tell you the reason why but first, Since I just re-made my facebook account, I want everyone to add me again, because I like Random adds, makes the thing more fun, Add me Here. Now was that hard? And hope you guys liked my profile pic, and some of you there, WHY DIDNT YOU GO TO THE LINK YET CHECK IT OUT!!! Well back to the real story..

My friend Mani made me go to this designer clothing website who's name I currently forgot and will let you guys in on it later... Well it came up from a fb chat session

It went something like this

Me : Hey Mani!

Mani : Hey!

*more meaningless chatting and stuff

Me : Whachu doin?

Mani : I'm just looking through some stuff in this website...

Me : Which?

Mani : It's ********

Didn't I tell you that i forgot the name?

Me : Okay give me the link then, maybe I'll check it out

Mani : http://www.**************

*.com

I told you I forgot!

Well i checked it out and this i

s what I saw....

Take a breather people

TOPLESS GUYS WITH JEANS!!!!

Now that is scary, I didnt expect it ofcourse.

Now that was scary enough to make me do this

Me : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Mani : lol

That wasn't just it... I went to the men's section for clothes, because I wear men's clothes, why ask such a stupid question!

This is what I saw something that

can make any straight teenage boy shiver with fear

That Is Just Creepy

This was my reaction after seeing this, on the chat screen

Me : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Mani : lol

I had a feeling of deja vu after that one.....

Well after a little bit more browsing, with much fear and curiosity, I came up with a few more photos...

The other photos are just too creppy to show, not that these weren't creepy!

To Sum It All Up, yes the summing thing is back:

1# Guys shouldn't go to designer clothing websites

2# Buying clothes from discounted and cheap shops which sell knock-offs are better

3# I now know that George Constanza is a model

4# That Guy going under his T-shirt Creeps me out!

And Finally,

5# The Geek clothing section of the website was rather fun to look through

This has been Wasi with his twenty second ever blog post

Wow I was away for a while!

Roles In Parties Part 3

You people know the drill, close your eyes and go to Part 1.....

Lets do this people!

Important Party Roles

The One that

doesn't Belong

*Even the name is out of context*

Well the name says it all The One that doesn't Belong is usually the one that doesn't fit with the others in the party. Like a Jock at a Goth party or a Cheerleader in a party full of Geeks. They usually stay to themselves or try to fit in as much as possible but fail to do so. They are usually very different and the attire is also different from the others in the party. Look at the Diagram to analyze. The Diagram is rather complex compared to the other Diagrams. There really isn't a necessity of The One that doesn't Belong is not really known to my knowledge...

The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes

*Even his name is cool*

The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes is the guy at the party that everyone likes . Usually the one that can do practically everything and the Main Guest that everyone waits for to arrive, because The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes usually arrives late to look awesome like he or she always does. Look at the Diagram, look at what he's doing, even the Diagrams of The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes is awesome! The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes usually wears the awesomest attire. The necessity of The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes is because the type is so Awesome!

The Party King

*Awesome but not The Guy At The Party That Everyone Likes*

The Party King is usually the host of the party, or maybe the best friend, or maybe the famous person in the party. They rule the party, and The Party King has the characteristics of all the other roles in a party except that people know that they rule and that they have an awesome Crown which is totally badass, excuse my language. Well their attire includes anything but with the awesome Crown. A party cannot commence without The Party King so they are the most needed in a party...

Well this is all that you need to know about the roles that people play in parties and i know that the posts were horrible but I really tried people. So appreciate that and follow me. Let me know what you think about the blog and this post on the comment box below, and don't worry, in my blog, you don't need to do fill that letter box which annoys everyone.

This has been Wasi with his twenty first ever blog post

Spelling check saves the dya again!

Roles in Parties Part 2

This is continuing the previous blog which was about the roles that certain people play in parties! Before you read this blog I suggest that you read the one below

Well where were we, wait let me go to my blog and look........Ahh I see OK lets start again

Important Party Roles!

At Fourth,The Party Drunk

*Shit this dude is wasted*

The Party Drunk is the person has a lotta alcohol and gets 'wasted'. The Party Drunk usually turns out to be The Party Arshole or may be subject to a practical joke, as showed in the diagram above. The Party Drunk usually smells of alcohol and sports a T-Shirt and a very annoying attitude. And loves drinks. They are necessary because someone has to finish all the 'booze'...

At fifth, The Party Flirt

*Hey ladies, I'm Green and I'm turning red cause you two are so hot*

The Party Flirt is usually the individual that is always concerned on talking with the other sex, trying to infatuate them or woo them to get 'laid' at night. They don't have any special features in attire, but they try to look their best, and smell good. They are usually looked down upon by the people of their gender, because "They take away all of them beaches " and other reasons too.The Diagram shows how a flirt might behave in the party. The necessity is unknown about this type but there always happens to be one...

At Sixth, The Party Nerds

*I am 1337, this is total HAX**Computers over girls*

The Party Nerds are the people who stay on the computer and plays games or tries to hack something for fun. They try to avoid social encounters with anyone except for the host or other Party Nerds. They usually wear sweater vests with plaid shirts and polyester pants just like the Diagram above, which also shows their domain, the Computer Desk. They are necessary just for the numbers, as in they are invited only if there is a shortage of people or if your really good friends with that person.

This is all for now and the rest will be given later.....

There will be only one more part then its finally over

For now

To Be Continued

This has been Wasi with his twentieth ever blog post

Spelling check helped him spell twentieth!!

Roles in Parties

Hey everybody, just had my birthday party at pizza hut and it wasn't that bad, well I thought about what blog to write, so why not make a blog post about parties, and what's better? Two blog posts about parties! Now that is Awesome

Well people, this post is about the roles that people play in the par

ties..

The information is based upon my experience in parties and watching them on TV

Well here the people are....

Important Party Roles!

At First, The Party Arsehole

*name changed for certain reasons*

Well the Party Arsehole, is the person that no one likes, they ann

oy everyone, insults everyone, brags about everything, and kinda is an actual butthole. *so wish that I could use that word right now, but I have an image to keep* These people think that they are the life of the party and that everyone loves them. But it's a shame that they are very wrong! And these people might be loaded with alcohol, which is kinda the fuel that a Party Arsehole needs to be a butthole! They are necessary on the party because everyone needs someone to hate openly...

At Second, The Party Beach

*homophone used, and your immature if you laughed at 'homo'*

The Party Beach is the person, most probably a girl, plays the role which involves saying bad stuff or in other words 'back-biting' or 'beach' on the other guests Just like in the Diagram above. These people are really fun to talk to, but some

times are very looked down upon when they are not around, hence being 'beached' themselves, irony is common in The Party Beach. MostParty Beache

s are rich or have been brought up in a very spoilt manner and can come in many form the Diagram above. Some also tend to dress in a rather inappropriate manner, but some do try to look as appropriate as possible to hide themselves of their inner selves. These are necessary on a party because "Everyone needs a Beach"...

At Third, The Party Crasher

*If you have problems seeing the diagram e-mail the_ultimatelaugh@live.com or suck it*

The diagram clearly explains what The Party Crasher is. It is the person who comes to a party uninvited, maybe because the majority does not like his company or that the host has issues with him, or that he sucks and no one likes him. The Party Crasher remains uninvited but shows up anyway maybe because he reall

y wanted to come but didn't get an invite and pretends that he didn't know that he was not invited or other excuses or maybe that he is a real butthole like the first subject. Species of this kind usually comes very under dressed according to the dress code, maybe a dirty T-shirt and jeans in a party with a formal dress code and such of this sort. The Party Crasher is not really wanted in a party but they do appear every time, or in other words 'Crash'...

At Fourth, The Party ........

Ahh but i see you want me to write more....

But No I am sleepy and can't write

Haha had you fooled I wont sleep just now I have 30 more minutes,

But yes I will continue the post later....

So until then

TO BE CONTINUED

This has been Wasi with his ninteenth ever blog post

Wow Wasi is such a kid to censor words!

It's My B'day People xD

Well today I turn 16 finally..... And all those people who follow me and love my blog, from DarkAngel14 to Olivia, to friends like Strangelover and Naveela and a few readers who always love to read my blogs, I thank you all for being my friend and that I love you all!!

I will make this blog really small and it just contained that message but by tonight I will make a blog about my b'day, its pics and other funny facts about birthdays that happens to everyone,

For now, Make you guys read my line because of my awesomeness later.... or in other words MYGRMLBOMAL!

This has been a 16 year old Wasi with his eighteenth blog ever

Wouldn't it have been cool to be his 16th blog too?

Golden Wuff Wuff's Guide To Lovin'

Hey everybody this is Golden Wuff Wuff and master is asleep. Now time to give you lessons which are useful unlike most of master's blog posts which are crappy exaggerated versions of his real life experiences......

Well this post is about love, and how to be succesful in love. Well its kinda easy when you are a hot dawg like me always getting them you-kno

w-whats. But for you rather mediocre lovers out there, just like my master, who is snoring by the way, these following tips will help you be

a Top Dawg like me! AOUUUUUUUUU!!!

OK now number #1,

• Be Well Dressed, cause them foxy foxes always want something to look at, before the have something to look at......

OK now number #2,

• Always be Manly. Girls never want a girly man to be called their man and make them know that you have a job to support them......

Now Number #3 Here We Come,

• Try to Look like a Celebrity, chicks dig them Edward Cullen and Johnny Depp so looking like them has some advantages......

Number #4 Come to me baby,

• Always be confident if your at school with them teenaged chicks Wuff and in the office with them independant bitches *again non-abusive*. Always sit in the really really Hot Seat and show them what awesome things you can do......

And Finally #5

• Always know when and how to break up. If it doesn't work, then always know how to lay down the bone and say that its over, and try to make this as painless as possible cause they might come in handy some time later as that girl would probably all into you and wuff!

Well if you followed these Five awesome steps, and make a few of your own steps, WUFF WUFF, then you will be a barking, heart breaking love machine in no time, beleive me dawg......

That's what I'm talking about!

This has been Golden Wuff Wuff with his second ever blog post

And somehow Wasi with his seventeenth blog post

WUFF WUFF AOUUUUUUUUU!!!

Happy Friendship Day People

OK since you people miss it so much, I will tell you people again to go and read from the first blog!!

Well people it is friendship day, I have very few friends here, and very few will read this, and holiday blogs are useless because they only

last a day.... So what's the point in saying it here you may ask. Well the answer is simple... I HAVE NO LIFE AND NO PLANS FOR FRIENDSHIP DAY!!!

Yes that's the problem, I have no plans for tomorrow, maybe because I don't have a fixed friend circle, or that I'm a real butt, I really do now know!

Well anyway, Happy Friendship to everyone who read this blog, because you guys are awesome enough to read my blog, and if you do that then I see you guys as friends, good ones! And since you have the time, check out my other posts and maybe follow, and I'll follow back!

And look at these photos just for the fun!

This has been Wasi with his sixteenth ever post

He is still concerned with his spellings!

I'm Mr. Golden Wuff Wuff and I'm taking over the blog

Hello Wasi, is in the shower right now, and I will take care of business for a while, I am Mr. Golden Wuff Wuff and I'm taking over this blog, AOUUUU!

Well my master named me Precious for a reason which i really don't get, I'm a dawg afterall and a true player! If you bitches *bitches is a non-abusive word commonly used by dogs to describe female dogs* wanna see how I look, well some really hot chihuahua took it for me... Man was she fine

Yeah Wuff wuff, this is me with all my awesomeness. I know you bitches want me and all those other pups wanna be me

I know you all want me! I'm like 16 years old, in dog years, and I am really good in the doghouse if you know what I mean, sometimes from now on, when master is in another room or showering or something WUFF WUFF I will fill in for him and blog, by the way, dont tell him that I'm doing this, I will get in big trouble.... Well see ya again, where I will teach you the ways of love......

This has been Mr. Golden Wuff wuff with his first ever blog post

And Wasi's fifteenth somehow.......

Well I need to look for some hampster now!