Hey everybody this is Golden Wuff Wuff and master is asleep. Now time to give you lessons which are useful unlike most of master's blog posts which are crappy exaggerated versions of his real life experiences......
Well this post is about love, and how to be succesful in love. Well its kinda easy when you are a hot dawg like me always getting them you-kno
w-whats. But for you rather mediocre lovers out there, just like my master, who is snoring by the way, these following tips will help you be
a Top Dawg like me! AOUUUUUUUUU!!!
OK now number #1,
- Be Well Dressed, cause them foxy foxes always want something to look at, before the have something to look at......
OK now number #2,
- Always be Manly. Girls never want a girly man to be called their man and make them know that you have a job to support them......
Now Number #3 Here We Come,
- Try to Look like a Celebrity, chicks dig them Edward Cullen and Johnny Depp so looking like them has some advantages......
Number #4 Come to me baby,
- Always be confident if your at school with them teenaged chicks Wuff and in the office with them independant bitches *again non-abusive*. Always sit in the really really Hot Seat and show them what awesome things you can do......
And Finally #5
- Always know when and how to break up. If it doesn't work, then always know how to lay down the bone and say that its over, and try to make this as painless as possible cause they might come in handy some time later as that girl would probably all into you and wuff!
Well if you followed these Five awesome steps, and make a few of your own steps, WUFF WUFF, then you will be a barking, heart breaking love machine in no time, beleive me dawg......
That's what I'm talking about!
This has been Golden Wuff Wuff with his second ever blog post
And somehow Wasi with his seventeenth blog post
WUFF WUFF AOUUUUUUUUU!!!
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