Wierd Randomness! Detention! Ex Girlfriend! OMG!

Warning, the following blogpost is rather very random and weird and I know that you won't like it unless you are cracked in the head like myself and a few other good friends. If you get seizures reading random posts then I suggest you go to the next post instead of reading this one.

Haha had you guys fooled. I knew that the one's who hate randomness would read this because peopel are so just damn curious all the time. And no this post is not gonna be random. Well speaking of curiosity, haven't you all wondered why schools give us detention? This is what happens, you go do something wrong and the people at school hates you for doing that, now what they do is, take you to one of their rooms, and keep you there! Well the thing is, why? Why keep us with you people if you people don't want us? Well detention is not really torture, well that is if you don't have it with your ex-girlfriend, who hates you

more than Elmer Fudd hates Bugs Bunny! And you have detention together and not only that, in the detention room, there's only gonna be only two people there and that is you and your ex girlfriend. Yes that happened to me today, and beleive me when I say this, my ex can also kick butt!

Well it started out as any other day when I annoyed the duck out of some guy named Mushy, yes that's his name, and he complained to the 'Coaching' authorities. Yes they detain you at these Private class places too! Well they gave me detention and they gave my ex girlfriend detention too for beating up some guy who pulled her hair, they guy left the class, well I'm upset because he was rather fun to talk to but dude, who pulls a girl's hair? But anyway, me and my ex are in the detention room, well it's an empty classroom which 'transformed' into a detention room, there are only two seats there with only one light on.... What were they trying to do? When I mean they I mean the guys who run the 'Coaching' and the teachers and the administrators and blah blah blah what not kitchen sick Darkangel 14 lalala. Okay what did I just say? Well back to the topic, well its just me and my ex in a small room with no fan or an ac, because the power is out and we will have to be like this for one hour and there's noone looking after us, because they know that my ex hates me to death so they do

n't have anything to worry about, inspite of my awesome wooing skills!

Well the conversation between me and my ex went like this

Me : So we are stuck here, now what do we do?

Ex : Give me your cellphone, I need to text Monster.

Monster is both our best friend, I actually met her through Ex, yes that is what I'll call her in this blog, and yes Monster's n

ame isn't really Monster, that's my nickname for her

Me : Well I don't have a cellphone right now,

remember he took all our stuff?

He as in the admin dude...

Ex : Awwww this sucks! I'm stuck here with you.

Me : What's wrong with me?

Ex : Your annoying, you know what, I think your the most annoying person I ever met

Me : You went out with me once.

Ex : So what I don't care, your annoying

Me : I didn't even do anything! Why do you have to go on and on on me being annoying.

Ex : Your annoyus maximus, yes that is what I'll call you now.

Me : Well I used to be your Wasi once but I

guess that all changed now didn't it?

Ex : Shut up annoyus maximus!

Me : Your seriously gonna call me that?

Ex : Annoyus maximus shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!

Me : Okay I'm shutting up, you know it would help the world if we just became friends again.

Ex : Shut up annoyus maximus! Aaaaah! Who would ever be friends with you.

Me : Your friends are my friends.

Ex : Shut up I hate you!

Me : Now that just hurts..

Ex : I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

Me : Okay Now I'm Getting Mad!

Ex : WELL I'M MADDER!

She got up from the chair, yes we were sitting in our chairs, we should've sat on corners instead, because I regret what happened next....

Me : Okay Well I Don't Care, You Just Shu

t Up!

Ex : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!

She pushed my chair and I fell, I didn't see it coming...

What happened next could be understood by the picture below

Stop Laughing!

Yeah well no need to say more....

So to Sum it all up

1# I will never hit a girl that's why i didn't hit her back

2# Stop laughing at the pic kindly and do not imagine me getting beat up by a girl, that is just insane...

3# Never get detention, especially if your ex gets detention too

4# Skip detention if you have to, to avoid such a cruel fate

and finally

5# That guy in that pic seems surprisingly happy, why? Oh and makesure you don't breakup with a girl that can kick ass!

This was Wasi with his twenty third ever blog post on Scribbled Up!

I have recovered from several wounds!