My old school friends, Alas most of them suck now!

Hello guys, I wanna tell you people that perverted guys make rather good looking girls look bad and this has happened so many times that its gotta stop, gonna make a blog about that later....

Well back to another story, today was the birthday of one of my old school friends. His name is, well if you translate it to English it comes as Mango so we will just call him Mango. Well we meet up at one of those 'private' coaching thingies and well I got to see my school friends again, people who I don't see a lot of because of the 'private' thing breaks us apart and stuff. Well I got to see my old friends again and it felt really good, but they wanted to go smoke Shisha, which you can know if you google it. Well I was not liking the idea one bit, then when we went to the lounge, the waiters didn't let them in *YAY* and they were begging to get in. But to no avail and they went to the balcony and well, they started to SMOKE!

I detest smoking! And most of my friends were smoking like hell, the ones that weren't were three guys and one girl, and later that one guy and girl started to smoke too! Well they didn't do it completely so that's good, but the many others were smoking like crazy, they sounded immature as well, WE ARE SIXTEEN AND THEY ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT!

The following conversation is my friends and their enthusiasm while they smoke:

Chicken: Hey dude you made the cigarette butt wet!

Mango: Shut up Chicken

Slut: Guys I need to smoke, but there are people here, I need to smoke because I'm that desperate!

Chicken: Hey you made the cigarette gay

Random friend: What?

Chicken: Look it's bent!

Just here to show the maturity of my friends!

They are indeed very immature. I always found underage smoking a sign of immaturity,

Underage Smoker: Oh look at me, I'm six years old and i have a cigarette in my hands, its so cool doing it, I will live forever and my lungs will be just fine because I'm young and I can do anything and chicks do it too!

Yes enjoy a nice and long life Underage Smoker!

So to sum it all up

1# Smoking is bad for you and it sucks.

2# Underage smoking isn't cool because Underage Smoker died because of smoking in front of a gas pipe and dying.

3# My old school friends aren't my friends anymore because they changed...

4# Barney, the purple dinosaur, told me not to smoke and hence I don't

and finally

5# I have a fever and wish me well

This has been Wasi with his fourteenth ever post

Hope he spelt fourteenth right

Traffic! In The Streets.... no this is not a mimicry of Panic! At The Disco....

Hello people, if you are offended by the last post then you can kiss my comment bar and comment! And Darkangel14, I don't see you commenting on my blogs... Awwww.......

Well since you developed country stopped buying cars a

nd stuff because of the recession thingy, well us Bangalis have been buying vehicles by the busload *no pun intended*. And well when you have lots of cars, and add that up with bad driving, no road laws and multiply that with small narrow roads. Yes you know where I'm going with this, Traffic Jams, yes traffic jams. They are oh so annoying and

you people from other parts of the globe don't know wha

t it's like, yes sure there are New York and places like that with horrible traffic. Atleast those cities have laws and drivers who can actually drive, and better roads.

See the roads ? You can't can you?

Try living in a day at bangladesh, its fun here. You can be 10 years old and not worry about a thing, you can go steal a car and ride it for hours and hours, disobeying every single traffic law there is in the book, just makesure you have 500 taka which is like roughly like $7.50 dollars!

By the way, the thing I just wrote above is totally true people! This is what happens in Bangladesh! You must be thinking that there are gonna be a lotta juvenille and immature drivers who will mess up the road, but your wrong. The so called 'experienced' professional drivers you see are much more annoying at the road. These arrogant unbuttoned beared men, who don't bother about personal hygene and has redish yellow teeth and t

hinks that they can drive, really cant drive! When they wanna go left, oh if it means to get there faster, or mostly IF they think that it would get them there faster, they would go right and mess up the entire traffic and waste hours and hours for himself and everyone else.

In many occasions, we see where in roads that there's a huge traffic jam, and all the cars are heading eachother in all directions, if you dont get me then take a look at it yourself...

Yeah saw that?

And what about this ? Oh sorry that is my toy collection but yeah! Traffic should be like this!!!

Well you get the picture, excluding the one above ofcourse! I love my toy cars but ok ummm...

Well if you look at the first pic and look closely, there are some small green vehicles that you see, those are called 'Baby's' and they are as annoying as hell on a stick! And if you see the picture again, notice how the cars are aligned, imagine how can you manevour across? WITH A CAR, see? You can't, and neither can I, I don't drive by the way, the driver drives for me! That is when I had a car... My dad sold his sports car and now I have nothing, nothing, and after he divorced my mom, neither bought a car! I need a car, those CNGs are annoying and they charge a lotta money, but that is another story.....

Well to sum this blog up:

1# Bangladeshi drivers suck

2# Bangladeshi roads suck

3# Baby CNGs suck

4# Lil Wayne's song 'Lollipop' was good the few hundred times but now it sucks

and finally

5# My toy car collection sucks. Noooooooooooooo!

This has been Wasi with his thirteenth ever post

Will people ever read the crap that Wasi writes ?

Bangladesh Vs India!

I give up on life! As if I had a life before

Now for everyone's Enjoyment. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE! *imagine a long rumble*

ITS COUNTRY WARS PEOPLE!

Country Wars is where two countries compete in a game show where there is a selected topic and they must find answers to that. The first country with 10 Points is the winner

Today's topic is : Make yourself look better and Differentiate yourselves!

This is where the two similar countries will try to differ themselves from the latter and also the claims will have to make them look good, Our pannel of judges will decide wether the claim is valid or not

Ryan Seacrest (Host) : Lets meet our judges :

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Ahh the spalling is wrang!

Simon Cowell : This is proposterous, why am I always a judge in every single made up game-show?

And

Mofiz : *singing in bengali*

Bangladesh India

VS

On the Blue Corner, It's the second largest country in Asia, with an area of 3,287,590 sq km, it is India!!!!

On the Green Corner, the multiple time 'corrupted country' champion, with an area of 133,910 sq km, It is the one and only BANGLADESH!!

*and the crowd goes wild*

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Let da Rambul Begeeeeen!

Bangladesh : We don't have the goofy accent

Mofiz : The judges are accpeting that claim and awards point to a one to Bangladesh

Simon Cowell : Mofiz, you are Bangladeshi right?

Mofiz : Yes yaar.

Simon Cowell : Claim cancelled.

India : We are being very much better in cricket yaar!

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Ahh you a' raite! 3 Points tu Indiyaah!

India : Awesome blossom coolio coolio

Bangladesh : We don't say stuff as crappy as "Awesome blossom coolio coolio" as what India does, nor do we advertise usage of such words as Disney Channel India does, which is an Indian channel..

Simon Cowell : Let me tune into Disney Channel, the Indian one. OK now here are the commercials.... Uff rubbish! 5 points to Bangladesh.

India : We are being very much richer than Bangladesh in terms of economy, country size, standard of living, practically everything yaar!

Simon Cowell : True, even though we all hate you, you guys are way better than Bangladesh 7 points to India so the winner is....

Bangladesh : Wait just a second

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Haow dair yew inteeraapt da Taarminater!

Bangladesh : Wait, we do not annoy the world with useless advertisement with our country winning the World Cup while we lost to our rival country and then sulk about it in other commercials there after!

Simon Cowell : Even more true, India I don't subtract one point

Mofiz : And Bangladesh gets 5 points and they win!

Ryan Seacrest : India as a consolation prize you win 100 million dollars worth of stuff!

India : Yaar thank you. Coolio, I cant invest all this money on Bollywood and I will be annoying the world even more than I do now!

Ryan Seacrest : And Bangladesh, you win nothing

Bangladesh : What the.. ?

Ryan Seacrest : That is if you answer this question given by a celebrity. Today's celebrity is Simon Cowell, since we have nobody better at this moment. OK Simon, question on so that the readers can go on with their lives!!

*Cheesy game show music*

Simon Cowell : How are my teeth?

*tick tock tick tock tick tock....*

Bangladesh : Ummm Very white?

Simon Cowell : Oh.. Oh your wrong, my teeth are the best in the world I'm afraid, it was the wrong answer.

Ryan Seacrest : Sorry Bangladesh you win nothing but bragging rights over India!

Bangladesh : That is enough i guess

Ryan Seacrest : It sure is, those Indians are soo annoying!

Arnold Shwarzeneger : This ez de end of de apeisode. We'll be back!

If you are offended by what you have read then don't worry, If a country looks bad in one episode, they are sure to look better in another! =)

This has been Wasi with his twelfth ever post and first episode of Country Wars!

If only wars were settled like this :(

I Wanna Be On TV

What, do you people expect me to waste my time writting to tell you people to start from my first post, no need for that! Noone does it anyway, So I wont waste bytes by typing such useless things!

The title says it all, I wanna be on TV! Like who doesn't everyone watches it, and a lotta people like me would love to know that millions of people would see you at the same time through a box with cable!

Well I wanna be a musician and make music, my genre is gonna be punk rock and maybe a little india and obviously something different, introducing a new sound to the music industry. I also wanna be an actor so that I entertain people in a massive scale, my blogs are made for the same purpose, to entertain people when they are bored, I know I suck at both but I don't wanna do anything else!

I wanna be in Sitcoms or something like that!

Heyy why don't you tell me how you want to be on TV!

I know it's pointless but if you had enough time to read this pointless blog then why not waste another few seconds writting a comment!

By the way, people you don't need to fill out the stupid letters in the box to comment. Its free as a bird!

This has been Wasi with his eleventh post
One of his friends call him self-obsessed!

And by the way, his ninth post was his attempt to sound like a pompous jerk!

The Definition of 'Family' in Bangladesh

Ok you know what... No need to read from the bottom because I know you guys won't so I just give up saying this over and over again! Some people...... *grumbles in bangla*

Well, speaking of Bangla, let me introduce you to the word "Family" in Bangla, in the language its called a "Poribar", and yes everytime I say something in Bangla I will put it in green. In a normal family in the west, that means most of you people, a family is usually your mom and dad and sibblings, maybe your grandparents and occasionaly the pervert uncle and the rest are all called relatives. In Bangladesh a "Poribar" or family cosists of you, your sister and brother *i mean them both because if your in Bangladesh you will have both of them*, your mother, her sisters and parents and her cousins and aunts and uncles, your father and his sisters and brothers and parents and cousis and aunts and uncles and most of the time the second or third wife. And sometimes even more, 4th cousins are considered as an immediate family member around here.

While some of you might find this fun and very exciting to be in a household where you have hundreds of family members. Some, who are smart, will know that its a total pain in the arse.

Imagine a scenario where you will have atleast 20 people in one house. Yes a big house but a house with atleast 15 old people, because face it, we are 1/3 of the family here, so that means only 5 people who might me your age, then again maybe not, and also take out the fact that the 5 really aren't anything like you! So that means that you have like maybe 10% chance of having a family member you can acutally relate to.

Well who needs relatives, most of you are saying right now, well in Bangladesh, in the olden times. People only allowed their children to mix with their cousins, as there were plenty, they even used to make THE CHILDREN MARRY THEIR COUSINS! Yes arranged marriage, what most of us Teenager Bengalis fear! Well nowadays the marriage thing is practically down and we are allowed to have friends but still.

Parents don't really trust their childrens's friends and rather forces them to mix with their cousins, even if their cousins are as bad as hell, they still trust them. Thank God for me that I have a lotta fun cousins to hangout with because I can keep in touch with my Dad's side of the family again!

Well Let me know what you think. How would you feel to live in under the conditions that you could only mix with your cousins. Lemme know in the form of comments! Lets share with the world and sound less cornier than I do now!

This has been Wasi with his tenth ever post

On Double Digits YEAH!

My Most Embarassing Moments 1 : Its Raining Cats And Dogs, Guttermouth?

If there are readers out there, please go to the blog archive and read from the beginning for a better experience if you haven't read the first ones before, I don't

know why I keep doing this, no one reads my blogs.

Hey everybody, today sucks, yes it sucks because it is indeed raining like cats and dogs, now my question is, why do people call very torrential rain as 'cats and dogs' is it because they don't get along? And that they cause a lot of noise when they get together? Well anyway , I always found this term to be annoying. Well in this post, I will tell you one of my embarrassing moments ever. It was the first rain in the year...

Well I guess it was a Monday and I just got a new cellphone, because my old cellphone was stolen by some kids from the Madrasa, and I really wanted to talk to my girlfriend that night so I set out to get my Warid SimCard restored from the Warid Centre which is like really far away from my home. I was in the Gymnasium at the time when i decided to set off and go to the Warid Centre, still a long distance away. It was raining slightly and I was like "Hey this is gonna be easy, I'll just jog the way". Plus I played basketball at the gym so I was in a very active mood.

Well I went halfway to the Warid Centre which is right beside Rifles Square *which is a shopping mall beside the Bangladesh Rifles square or something* and it started to rain heavily, I mean more than heavier than a Sumo wrestler to a pigeon, yes that heavy. I was chanting "Teehee" to keep myself entertained because it became really cold at that time and it was kinda unbearable and saying that hypes me up. So basically it was me in shorts and a full T shirt in the rain saying "Teehee" across the street. Good thing it was raining and that no one actually noticed me doing this.

Braving the rain and the cold I made it to the Warid Centre, and I found it closed. I was upset, and i ran to the other Warid Centre which was like half a mile away, *BTW people, Warid is a GSM servicing company thingy* I was pissed.

I finally made it to the other Warid Centre, but I found that closed too. I begged the Warid people to please recover my Simcard because I don't want Madrasa children *children who live in the mosque* to toy with my cellphone and call whoever they wish to call! And they reopened the place and I got my Simcard recovered, and I asked for a towel too but they didn't give me that, to my grief.

Well it was raining a lot and I didn't want to wait that long, so I called a friend who lived nearby, Shafqat and asked him whether I can go to his house, he said that I could, by the way it was 9 P.M at the time so I needed to ask permission and that is also why the shops were closed. And it was raining a lot and I couldn't find his house when I found the street where he lives.

The rain was so heavy that I couldn't see anything with my eyes, I called Shafqat again in the rain and we said

Me: Shafqat, dude, where is your house I can't find it

Shafqat: It's the house with the black signboard, can you see it?

Me: I can't see anything man, I can't hear that much either

Shafqat: Yeah well be careful and come quickly, I'm getting wet too.

Me: What the hell man? I've been taking a nice bath in this rain for an hour now! I can you flash a light or something?

Shafqat: Yeah I'll do that!

Me: The nerve of you saying that YOUR getting wet! The nerve of some.... whoa

I trip in something and I fall to.... well.....

Gutter: Take that bitch!

Me: Oh crap!

Yes a gutter

Shafqat: Hey I see you.

He didn't say it on the phone, because the cellphone fell in the gutter, along with my legs, arms, torso and face, mouth well everything....

Shafqat: What are you doing in the gutter

Me: Oh I'm just CHILLING! NOW HELP ME FIND MY CELLPHONE!

Me: No no no no no, this can't be happening! MY CELLPHONE

I finally find the cellphone when I looked for it like a crazy person on his knees in the gutter looking for it.

Me: Can I still come to your house?

Shafqat: I don't know

I give the "please" kitty like look that I do soo well!

Shafqat: Oh OK...

After cleaning myself up at his house, the water felt so warm after the water that chilled my entire body gifted by the rain and gutter.. And saying lots of sorries to his mom, even though she was really nice about it, I went home from his car..

So to Sum it all up,

This time there is only one lesson here

1# DON'T EVER DO WHAT I DID THAT DAY! Sure I got the cellphone but it got damaged falling into the gutter, the display was broken, and later the motherboard crashed and lots of other stuff, I didn't get to talk to my girlfriend later and she broke up with me days after :(

This has been Wasi with his ninth ever post!

Will people ever read my blog?

No Comments, barely any views but I keep on blogging, I am hopeless people

Readers, if there are any, please read from the bottom up, my "Just to help you read from the bottom up xD" gadget will show you the way, And please show me your reaction which is shown below every blog post, please people I need to know whether I suck or not so that I can change my style of writting.

Well, I made around 7 blog posts already and I haven't had any comments on my previous two posts, I am seriously crying right now! I am a Leo and I demand attention, I am not saying that I deserve it but I want it and you people should give it to me.

By the way people my birthday is coming up at the third, and I am gonna make a Special "It's my Birthday" post where you all will have to wish me a happy birthday or I will complain to Father Time and he will freeze you guys, and my shower cap know's how to spray hot water so you guys better watch out!

Well I dont have anything important to say in this blog, but the wierdest thing happened to me today, when i woke up, I looked out the window, and I saw the street, and it was atleast 4 feet underwater, how in the world did that happen? Yeah it rained a lot last night, for like 6 hours yes and then I went to sleep, I asked my mom how long it rained when I woke up and she said it was raining for 12 hours last night!!

And well it looks like it's gonna rain again! Well I wanted to go to my dad's office to pick up like 700 bucks for going to a tournament and go to a rock concert, don't worry I'm not rich, 700 bucks is like $10 Dollars, the US ones.

Yeah here DVDs cost like 1$ here which is like really cool and I'll talk about it in another blog!

Well I wont have the usual conversations and the summing it all up thingy and I will end it here

This has been Wasi with his eighth ever blog post

Hope he gets some readers soon....

Nothing says "I'm Gonna Kill You Punk" than a Tall, Dark and Fat Man with a Ponytail

I'm kinda getting bored writting this but read my blog from the first post then going up steadily and soon you will get to read this post again.

Blog: Yay!

Well I guess everyone one of you atleast once saw a man of this discription. Tall, kinda dark skinned and can only wear XL sized T-Shirts and shirts kinda look odd on the man. With a scary face and dark sunglasses. Very fearful description, that to capped off with not a cap, noooo, but with a small ponytail of doom. And everyone knows not to tempt this pedestrian lion. But one boy was stupid enough to steal a wallet from such a man. The consequences were terrible.

I was getting ready to go to my 'private' classes and right outside my house is where i saw the scene. Well the man was wearing Denim Jeans with a rather very large sized wallet at the back pocket which is sticking out. Now pick-pocketing is very uncommon nowadays but in my country, pick-pocketing is a national sport, throwing cricket aside because we know we suck at it. Well the boy was my height with ragged clothing and his face looks like it made-out with charcoal, a typical discription of a street pick-pocketing boy who thrives of the wallets he steals. Wow my writting sucks!

Well I was walking down the street and I said "WOAW" when I saw the man with the ponytail and the man smiled in the most scary way. Beside him was his girlfriend/wife/hostage whatever

and behind him was the very stupid pick-pocketer sneaking and tip-toeing with crouched legs.

Approaches the man's back pocket, well now is not a good time to say this but the boy didn't see the man's face *no wonder he still wants to steal the wallet*. He got the wallet right in his hands and goes for the silent deadly slow pull...

He pulled the wallet of and now tries to run away. CLANG! The boy falls trying to run away with the wallet, the wallet was tied to one of those chain thingies which protect wallets. And the boy looks at the man with a big horrified stare, still not letting go of the wallet, slowly and in a very scary fashion *this post has many repetitions of the word 'scary'* looks back.

The Boy tries to run away but he still didn't let go of the stupid wallet, and the man pulls the chain along with it, the boy. LET GO OF THE STUPID WALLET! It's not worth it boy run away, run away.

Man: Hey boy, what were you trying to do?

Boy: Nothing sir, really nothing.

Man: But it seems to me that you were trying to steal my wallet, now weren't you trying to steal my wallet?

Boy: Yes sir, but I'm sorry, I don't have a mother or a father and I really needed the money

Man: Then get a job or beg, dont steal wallets, especially my wallets you tramp

The Man spits on the Boy. The ejection was a sight to behold, never knew that a person could spit like that.

Well there were no exchanging of words after that, all I saw was the Man glomping the poor boy and was hand-dragged to the side of the lake where he and his parents live, yes he does have parents, I know this because I pass the lake when I go to classes.

So to sum it all up

1# Don't be theives because you might get glomped by a man with sunglasses and a ponytail who is taller than the tree that most of you tree huggers grow *I hug trees too*.

2# The things I write are crap

3# Fat tall people with ponytails scare the crap out of people who aren't fat, tall and ponytail'ed

4# Greenday rules

and finally

5# The man's T-shirt was tucked which made him look even scarier

This is Wasi with his seventh ever blog

His blog suck more with each post

Proper Introduction... A Later rather improper introduction more safe to say

Readers, it is fine to read this post before all the rest but still, after you read this I suggest you go to the first ever post so that you can have the effect of reading an actual journey... A journey where I talk to people like Father Time, Facebook and a Shower Cap and more odd characters to come........

Hello I am Wasi Noor Azam Apon which is short for

Yes short for....

Wait lemme take a breather *inhales*

Sheik Ali Ahmed Aktar Wasi Noor Azam Apon

*exhales*

Yeah that is my name and i recently started to blog and I really found it fun and I'll start video blogging on Youtube soon. No i don't have to advertise Youtube and give you the link to Youtube because if you never heard of Youtube before than you are just a rock, a poor sad lonely rock who just sits there and does nothing........

Well I dont want to introduce myself with a boring old fashioned essay type way soooo......

LETS HAVE A CONVO!!

This time I'm gonna bring back my friend Shower Cap because I really dont know where to put him again.... By the way if you are now wondering wether my shower cap is a made up character then you are wrong! He exists and he talks... I'll prove it in a video blog someday! Father time ? Well I don't think I'll see him that much again!

Shower Cap: *sprays hot water to my face*

Me: Oww shower cap that hurt

Shower Cap: Do I look like I care?

Me: You look like a shower cap actually

Shower Cap: I get that a lot, I dont know why

Me: Wow incredible, now can you start with the introduction?

Shower Cap: Oh yeah.. Ok.. ummmm... how tall are you

Me: Five feet seven

Shower Cap: And how old are you again?

Me: Sixteen. Well fifteen turning sixteen in a couple of days!!

Shower Cap: Your as short as a toothbrush compared to a basin

Me: Is that a bathroom joke?

Shower Cap: Yes *in dissapointment*..... Well what music are you into?

Me: You know what I sing and listen to

Shower Cap: Yeah but this is for the viewers

Me: Well I'm into Punk rock and Indie Rock and I love Greenday and Panic! At The Disco

Shower Cap: What are you a girl?

Me: SHUT UP!

Shower Cap: Says the guy who listens to Punk rock

Me: This conversation is over!!

Shower Cap: Bye bye anarchist!!

Me: *Gasp*

Shower Cap is a real help in introductions and stuff... I wanted him to tell the you guys, the readers, what I do in my blog and why you people should read it......

Well my blogs usually talk about a problem that many people go through, sometimes in a third world country or practically everywhere in the world

And I do it in a rather funny way at first talking about the problem and just having a funny convo to entertain everyone. And then at the end I sum most of my blog posts up with a few points so that people in the dark can know about it and i give the signature "this is my blah'th blog and blah blah blah". But my first objective to writing my blog is to entertain everyone and I hope that my rather childish and totally wierd humor can atleast bring a smile upon people from the workplace in the office to teenagers who just want something to laugh at!

I live to entertain people

So to Sum it all up

1# This is Wasi Noor Azam.. Like Duh!

2# Shower Cap is useless

3# I keep on advising people to start reading from the bottom and you people still dont get it

4# I love to entertain people

and finally number five

5# Greenday Rules!

This has been Wasi with his sixth blog

Sure hopes that the Shower Cap doesn't make another appearance

Facebook banned me to make wallposts again!

Readers look at the bottom post and you'll know where to go before reading this post.... In other words.. look at the post beneath this one which will tell you to go to the first ever post. That is to avoid thinking that I am a total nutjob. But if you do think that I'm a total nutjob, you won't be half wrong!

OK now back to the title, you read it, if you have the brain of a dog you would still get it. If you didn't get it then your a total dumbbutt. Anyway Facebook banned me to comment on anything too so that means I'll go back to "like"ing every single post/photo I see, and everyone would ask why I am liking I am liking it and I will have no answer every time. I am so Evil! Or just a facebooker with no life! I'm not an addict! I just

use the Internet when I have nothing better to do, SO HAH!

Well Facebook banned me from doing anything that Facebook is useful for because I apparently made more than 2000 wall posts/comments which means that Facebook thinks that I am a spammer and it blocked me..... Now that is just fun! All I can do now is use applications which means i can take quizzes. And I can "like" whatever post I see. Which is kinda fun to do. But I miss out on a lot, like photos and albums and many very controversial status updates... I have no life whatsoever

The Following is some of the things that I do when Facebook bans me :

Monami Anika Fariha i hate you!

Yesterday at 11:39pm · Comment · Unlike

You and Lucretia Looks Venter like this.

Tanzim Chowdhury

hate whom ? :e

Yesterday at 11:53pm

Monami Anika Fariha

there are a few people i hate..two to three and i meant all of them..

Yesterday at 11:59pm

Tanzim Chowdhury

ohh ok :e

11 hours ago

Zintle Sigaqa

sorry hon.. i know the feeling be strong okay? mwah...

11 hours ago

Tanzim Chowdhury

whats here to like wasi ?? :O
you can also be hated by her rather being liked ...
LMAO !

11 hours ago

The "You" here is me by the way xD

And yes Tanzim PWNED me here :(

I also miss out on a lotta things like.....

Saqeb An-Noor NOwww~~I'm L-o-O-0st, wEll Noww~ I-a--a-a-a (this status requires to be sung in super high pitch)

Yesterday at 11:25pm · Comment · Unlike

You and 3 others like this.

Shibley ZarAk Khan

yo smoky smoky..

11 hours ago

Surovi Rahman

NOW IIII AM LOOO-OOOSST.. NOOOOW.. II AAAAAM. LOOOOOOOOOSSSTT!!

8 hours ago

Surovi Rahman

btw the new album is quite fine too.

8 hours ago

I wanted to know what Album it was :(

Plus i also miss out on a lotta cool photos :(

You like this.

Monami Anika Fariha

lol XD XD rehnuma's in cloud nine :P

July 22 at 9:39pm

Rehnuma Sabrin

-_- lol

but this is such a funny pic. :P
I hate you ahmed, for this. :@

Thu at 8:31pm

Monami Anika Fariha

hehe :P

Thu at 8:58pm

I so badly wanna comment here :(

It's a picture of Rehnuma eating chocoloate with her eyes all closed and just like what Monami said, she was in cloud nine .... PLZ LEMME COMMENT!!!

But it can also be a little fun too

Saraf Whatshisname My phone is accidentally locked.I tried 2 enter da password but da damn phone wouldnt unlock.SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!

about an hour ago · Comment · Unlike

You like this.

Baldy wanting to comment at Rehntuma's picture

So I decided to go to facebook and talk to him! Or her noone knows what gender Facebook really is

Me: Hey is this facebook?

Facebook: Yeah this is me

Me: I have this problem with you banning me and.....

Facebook: Kid look at this application, it's Superpoke, you can actually throw sheep at people

Me: I know about that but....

Facebook: Kid did you try playing Pet Society, your friend Monster plays it a lot!

Me: Yeah she ruined my last night with her Pet Society related problems now listen to me, I have this problem......

Facebook kept interuppting me

Facebook: You got Top Friends? Lets add eachother!

Me: This is hopeless

I was so fed up that i tried to leave

Facebook: Before you go, listen to this

Me: What is it?

Facebook: Can you help me a little on Mob Wars, it's a fun game you know..

Me: Goodbye Facebook

Facebook: Bye but remember, MySpace sucks ok?

Me: GOODBYE FACEBOOK! *angry*

I closed the 'facebook chat' chat box and started this blog

So to Sum it all up

1# Facebook is becoming more annoying day by day

2# If you want annoy my friends and their Facebook accounts PLEAE DONT!

3# I hate Mob Wars

4# Rehnuma looks cute in that photo where she eats that chocolate bar ^_^

and finally

5# I told you people to start from the earlier posts!! Nooo! Now you guys think that I'm an idiot who has no life! Noooooooo......

This has been Wasi with his fifth blog post

May Facebook annoy us less