My Most Embarassing Moments 1 : Its Raining Cats And Dogs, Guttermouth?

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Hey everybody, today sucks, yes it sucks because it is indeed raining like cats and dogs, now my question is, why do people call very torrential rain as 'cats and dogs' is it because they don't get along? And that they cause a lot of noise when they get together? Well anyway , I always found this term to be annoying. Well in this post, I will tell you one of my embarrassing moments ever. It was the first rain in the year...

Well I guess it was a Monday and I just got a new cellphone, because my old cellphone was stolen by some kids from the Madrasa, and I really wanted to talk to my girlfriend that night so I set out to get my Warid SimCard restored from the Warid Centre which is like really far away from my home. I was in the Gymnasium at the time when i decided to set off and go to the Warid Centre, still a long distance away. It was raining slightly and I was like "Hey this is gonna be easy, I'll just jog the way". Plus I played basketball at the gym so I was in a very active mood.

Well I went halfway to the Warid Centre which is right beside Rifles Square *which is a shopping mall beside the Bangladesh Rifles square or something* and it started to rain heavily, I mean more than heavier than a Sumo wrestler to a pigeon, yes that heavy. I was chanting "Teehee" to keep myself entertained because it became really cold at that time and it was kinda unbearable and saying that hypes me up. So basically it was me in shorts and a full T shirt in the rain saying "Teehee" across the street. Good thing it was raining and that no one actually noticed me doing this.

Braving the rain and the cold I made it to the Warid Centre, and I found it closed. I was upset, and i ran to the other Warid Centre which was like half a mile away, *BTW people, Warid is a GSM servicing company thingy* I was pissed.

I finally made it to the other Warid Centre, but I found that closed too. I begged the Warid people to please recover my Simcard because I don't want Madrasa children *children who live in the mosque* to toy with my cellphone and call whoever they wish to call! And they reopened the place and I got my Simcard recovered, and I asked for a towel too but they didn't give me that, to my grief.

Well it was raining a lot and I didn't want to wait that long, so I called a friend who lived nearby, Shafqat and asked him whether I can go to his house, he said that I could, by the way it was 9 P.M at the time so I needed to ask permission and that is also why the shops were closed. And it was raining a lot and I couldn't find his house when I found the street where he lives.

The rain was so heavy that I couldn't see anything with my eyes, I called Shafqat again in the rain and we said

Me: Shafqat, dude, where is your house I can't find it

Shafqat: It's the house with the black signboard, can you see it?

Me: I can't see anything man, I can't hear that much either

Shafqat: Yeah well be careful and come quickly, I'm getting wet too.

Me: What the hell man? I've been taking a nice bath in this rain for an hour now! I can you flash a light or something?

Shafqat: Yeah I'll do that!

Me: The nerve of you saying that YOUR getting wet! The nerve of some.... whoa

I trip in something and I fall to.... well.....

Gutter: Take that bitch!

Me: Oh crap!

Yes a gutter

Shafqat: Hey I see you.

He didn't say it on the phone, because the cellphone fell in the gutter, along with my legs, arms, torso and face, mouth well everything....

Shafqat: What are you doing in the gutter

Me: Oh I'm just CHILLING! NOW HELP ME FIND MY CELLPHONE!

Me: No no no no no, this can't be happening! MY CELLPHONE

I finally find the cellphone when I looked for it like a crazy person on his knees in the gutter looking for it.

Me: Can I still come to your house?

Shafqat: I don't know

I give the "please" kitty like look that I do soo well!

Shafqat: Oh OK...

After cleaning myself up at his house, the water felt so warm after the water that chilled my entire body gifted by the rain and gutter.. And saying lots of sorries to his mom, even though she was really nice about it, I went home from his car..

So to Sum it all up,

This time there is only one lesson here

1# DON'T EVER DO WHAT I DID THAT DAY! Sure I got the cellphone but it got damaged falling into the gutter, the display was broken, and later the motherboard crashed and lots of other stuff, I didn't get to talk to my girlfriend later and she broke up with me days after :(

This has been Wasi with his ninth ever post!

Will people ever read my blog?