Bangladesh Vs India!

I give up on life! As if I had a life before

Now for everyone's Enjoyment. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE! *imagine a long rumble*

ITS COUNTRY WARS PEOPLE!

Country Wars is where two countries compete in a game show where there is a selected topic and they must find answers to that. The first country with 10 Points is the winner

Today's topic is : Make yourself look better and Differentiate yourselves!

This is where the two similar countries will try to differ themselves from the latter and also the claims will have to make them look good, Our pannel of judges will decide wether the claim is valid or not

Ryan Seacrest (Host) : Lets meet our judges :

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Ahh the spalling is wrang!

Simon Cowell : This is proposterous, why am I always a judge in every single made up game-show?

And

Mofiz : *singing in bengali*

Bangladesh India

VS

On the Blue Corner, It's the second largest country in Asia, with an area of 3,287,590 sq km, it is India!!!!

On the Green Corner, the multiple time 'corrupted country' champion, with an area of 133,910 sq km, It is the one and only BANGLADESH!!

*and the crowd goes wild*

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Let da Rambul Begeeeeen!

Bangladesh : We don't have the goofy accent

Mofiz : The judges are accpeting that claim and awards point to a one to Bangladesh

Simon Cowell : Mofiz, you are Bangladeshi right?

Mofiz : Yes yaar.

Simon Cowell : Claim cancelled.

India : We are being very much better in cricket yaar!

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Ahh you a' raite! 3 Points tu Indiyaah!

India : Awesome blossom coolio coolio

Bangladesh : We don't say stuff as crappy as "Awesome blossom coolio coolio" as what India does, nor do we advertise usage of such words as Disney Channel India does, which is an Indian channel..

Simon Cowell : Let me tune into Disney Channel, the Indian one. OK now here are the commercials.... Uff rubbish! 5 points to Bangladesh.

India : We are being very much richer than Bangladesh in terms of economy, country size, standard of living, practically everything yaar!

Simon Cowell : True, even though we all hate you, you guys are way better than Bangladesh 7 points to India so the winner is....

Bangladesh : Wait just a second

Arnold Shwarzeneger : Haow dair yew inteeraapt da Taarminater!

Bangladesh : Wait, we do not annoy the world with useless advertisement with our country winning the World Cup while we lost to our rival country and then sulk about it in other commercials there after!

Simon Cowell : Even more true, India I don't subtract one point

Mofiz : And Bangladesh gets 5 points and they win!

Ryan Seacrest : India as a consolation prize you win 100 million dollars worth of stuff!

India : Yaar thank you. Coolio, I cant invest all this money on Bollywood and I will be annoying the world even more than I do now!

Ryan Seacrest : And Bangladesh, you win nothing

Bangladesh : What the.. ?

Ryan Seacrest : That is if you answer this question given by a celebrity. Today's celebrity is Simon Cowell, since we have nobody better at this moment. OK Simon, question on so that the readers can go on with their lives!!

*Cheesy game show music*

Simon Cowell : How are my teeth?

*tick tock tick tock tick tock....*

Bangladesh : Ummm Very white?

Simon Cowell : Oh.. Oh your wrong, my teeth are the best in the world I'm afraid, it was the wrong answer.

Ryan Seacrest : Sorry Bangladesh you win nothing but bragging rights over India!

Bangladesh : That is enough i guess

Ryan Seacrest : It sure is, those Indians are soo annoying!

Arnold Shwarzeneger : This ez de end of de apeisode. We'll be back!

If you are offended by what you have read then don't worry, If a country looks bad in one episode, they are sure to look better in another! =)

This has been Wasi with his twelfth ever post and first episode of Country Wars!

If only wars were settled like this :(