which is like really fun to do when your eyes are full of sandman's gunk and your breath smells like last nights dinner, *noting if u had dinner the night before* and well what happened to me was.
When i woke up, well you can say that i was woken up, this old woman kept screaming and screaming in the living room, well I later found out that she wasn't screaming and that is the way she normally speaks and I don't like it when she comes to my house. She always wakes me up! And i also blame 'private' education for this also because I could've been in school!
Well anyway back to the topic, well the old woman woke me up, may I also say that she is a member of parliament! Just like my grandma!!! And that's why I live in the NAM flats! That is where the members of parliament live. They promise that we won't get power outs nor would we have water shortages!! Isn't that wonderfull. Especially in a country like this where power outs last longer than actual power. And for a country that is filled with rivers and such, we have shitty water supply, its free but we never get to use it
Well you must think that I am living the high life with no problems with my neccesities *correct me if my spelling is wrong* but this is Bangladesh that we are talking about. A land where promises are made, that is true, but this is also a land where people can't keep their word. "Oh goodie" I predict the reader is saying!
Back to the story, *Allah there has been too many interupptions in this story* *typo* well the woman woke me up. I called my mom and she couldn't receive the call, I am unsure even if she can receive calls from her Motorolla *advertising much* cellphone, so i called my grandma and to my surprise my mom received the phone *hurrah mother* and i told her that there's a ghetto maid lady screaming in the house and she replied that it was the member of parliament next door. I was astonished, they let maids be the memeber of parliament, or people in resemblance with them!
And so I try to go back to sleep but her voice is as loud as one of the songs i play on my Windows Media Player! And she is repetitive :
That Woman: Madam listen to me when i say this that we need water in this house, we earned it
Few seconds later
That Woman: Madam listen to me when i say this that we need water in this house, we earned it
You guessed it, another few seconds later
That Woman: Madam listen to me when i say this that we need water in this house, we earned it
Few seconds later again
That Woman: You know that birds can sing ?
Haha tricked you but she actually did say that! What's the point of that?!
So i lay defeated with my body lying on the bed *sorry for my spelling mistakes in this blog, I am just not a spelling bee, or any spelling creature on account to that* and i decide to go brush my teeth.
My senses finally came to me and I found out that the AC isn't working! Oh goodie that must mean that the power is out! So I am in a really bad mood right now... Well I really want to brush my teeth so I go to the bathroom where i know that there's gonna be water! YAY! But there's no water.
(Excuse me for a moment because the water just came back and yes it it 3 A.M right now. Time to take a bath finally!! YAY!)
(No wait False Alarm)
(No its an alarm)
(had my shower or did i ?)
This is 3 AM and i finally got the water on and i have fun showering.... well i tried
The following convo involves me, my friend and a Showercap
Shower Cap : *sprays water*
Me : Cause it's nine in the afternoon, your eyes are the size of the moon *singing the Panic! At The Disco song "Nine in the Afternoon".
The bathroom door is open and i have the WMP on!
Me: God Save the Queen *voice guitar noises* She aint a human being *singing the Sex Pistols's song "God Save the Queen"
Shower Cap : *stops spraying water*
Me: *gasps*
Shower Cap : *laughs with watery noises*
Me: *thinks for a way and decides to sing to the shower cap and that may get the water back
Shower Cap : Oh Goodie!!
Mika's song "Grace Kelly" is on in the WMP and i decide to sing to that with the Shower Cap
Me: I can be brown i can be blue I can be ........... *singing to the song*
As i sing i also make an interpretation of the song with my intrepretation of the song and dances which would be highly amusing to the eyes
Disclaimer : I am wearing clothes all the time in this scene :D
I have given up and I fall to the ground in despair when a friend calls
Friend : Heyy Wasi! Are you free ?
Me: I guess I am since I'm such a big LOSER
Friend : Oh my god what happened again ?
Me: Nothing just that the water is out and i can't take a shower. I hate my shower cap
Shower Cap : Ha Ha!
Friend : Who was that ?
Me: Oh the shower cap
Friend : Ohkay....... Wasi your wierd
Me: I just wanna take my shower, why is life so cruel to me
Friend : Calm down boy.. Now what are u doing
Me: Oh I'm just sulking at the fact that I can't take a shower
Shower Cap : Ha Ha!
Friend : So... what did u do today
Me: I half finished my second blog and some evil loud woman next door woke me up
That Evil Loud Woman : *witchy laugh*
Friend : What was that ?
Me: That lady
That Evil Loud Woman: Madam listen to me when i say this that we need water in this house, we earned it
Repetitive to the max!
Me: Someone Help me!
Friend : Wasi don't worry its all gonna be ok
Me: NO ITS NOT I WILL NEVER SHOWER AGAIN!!!!
Friend : Wasi now dont say that!
Me: I will a hundred times over!
Friend : Wasi i see that you are not in the best mood right now... I will talk to you later. Ttyl tc and goodbye
Me: Bye...
Shower Cap : Ha Ha!
Me: Shut up!
Shower Cap : *makes noises as if waters gonna come out*
Me: YAY!
Shower Cap : *no water coming out*
Me: Awwwwwww
See what i have to go through!
This has been Wasi with his second ever post
He doesn't find it funny at all -__-
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True, true, very true indeed. I am not so sure about the Shower Cap though >.> The water is really a HUGE pain in the arse :| I remember not getting any water to wash my face in the morning.... anyway, i very true post :P Although i didnt read all of it <.< But the as for the part i did it, I found it very similar to my daily life.. anyway i dont want my comment to be an essay and all... so lemme make it short... err.... shorter... Gr8 job buddy :P
ReplyDeleteyeah this shouldve been shorted Gogeta but thanks for reading whatever u read from it and be sure to read more of my blogs xD
ReplyDeleteWasi, 1st of all, I would like to point out indepedently to your friend that what he said was 100% correct. You are infact weird, and making something inanimate like the shower cap proves it ( those who know you in real life doesn't need any proofs, we all know who or what, you are). *shakes hand with Wasi's frnd*
ReplyDeleteOk, enough bad mouthing. Despite the animation involvement, it was an interesting blog none-the-less and honestly, I enjoyed reading it. It also possessed great humor ( yah, that's our Wasi!)and I for one, am looking forward for more blogs from you that will make me go LOL, LMAO, and then ROFL.
Thank you Tonmoy but really the Shower Cap exists!
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ReplyDeletekeep up da good work!
tonmoy! the friend is a girl btw..-__-
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