Nothing says "I'm Gonna Kill You Punk" than a Tall, Dark and Fat Man with a Ponytail

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Well I guess everyone one of you atleast once saw a man of this discription. Tall, kinda dark skinned and can only wear XL sized T-Shirts and shirts kinda look odd on the man. With a scary face and dark sunglasses. Very fearful description, that to capped off with not a cap, noooo, but with a small ponytail of doom. And everyone knows not to tempt this pedestrian lion. But one boy was stupid enough to steal a wallet from such a man. The consequences were terrible.

I was getting ready to go to my 'private' classes and right outside my house is where i saw the scene. Well the man was wearing Denim Jeans with a rather very large sized wallet at the back pocket which is sticking out. Now pick-pocketing is very uncommon nowadays but in my country, pick-pocketing is a national sport, throwing cricket aside because we know we suck at it. Well the boy was my height with ragged clothing and his face looks like it made-out with charcoal, a typical discription of a street pick-pocketing boy who thrives of the wallets he steals. Wow my writting sucks!

Well I was walking down the street and I said "WOAW" when I saw the man with the ponytail and the man smiled in the most scary way. Beside him was his girlfriend/wife/hostage whatever

and behind him was the very stupid pick-pocketer sneaking and tip-toeing with crouched legs.

Approaches the man's back pocket, well now is not a good time to say this but the boy didn't see the man's face *no wonder he still wants to steal the wallet*. He got the wallet right in his hands and goes for the silent deadly slow pull...

He pulled the wallet of and now tries to run away. CLANG! The boy falls trying to run away with the wallet, the wallet was tied to one of those chain thingies which protect wallets. And the boy looks at the man with a big horrified stare, still not letting go of the wallet, slowly and in a very scary fashion *this post has many repetitions of the word 'scary'* looks back.

The Boy tries to run away but he still didn't let go of the stupid wallet, and the man pulls the chain along with it, the boy. LET GO OF THE STUPID WALLET! It's not worth it boy run away, run away.

Man: Hey boy, what were you trying to do?

Boy: Nothing sir, really nothing.

Man: But it seems to me that you were trying to steal my wallet, now weren't you trying to steal my wallet?

Boy: Yes sir, but I'm sorry, I don't have a mother or a father and I really needed the money

Man: Then get a job or beg, dont steal wallets, especially my wallets you tramp

The Man spits on the Boy. The ejection was a sight to behold, never knew that a person could spit like that.

Well there were no exchanging of words after that, all I saw was the Man glomping the poor boy and was hand-dragged to the side of the lake where he and his parents live, yes he does have parents, I know this because I pass the lake when I go to classes.

So to sum it all up

1# Don't be theives because you might get glomped by a man with sunglasses and a ponytail who is taller than the tree that most of you tree huggers grow *I hug trees too*.

2# The things I write are crap

3# Fat tall people with ponytails scare the crap out of people who aren't fat, tall and ponytail'ed

4# Greenday rules

and finally

5# The man's T-shirt was tucked which made him look even scarier

This is Wasi with his seventh ever blog

His blog suck more with each post